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ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW, I LEARNED FROM GEORGE CARLIN!

Posted at 8:30 AM, May. 13, 2006

THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

Hi, folks. Welcome to our monthly feature, “That Time of the Month.” Here we go:


Life is not as difficult as people think; all one needs is a good set of rules. Since it is probably too late for you, here are some guidelines to pass along to your children.

1
. Relax and take it easy. Don't get caught up in hollow conceits such as "doing something with your life." Such twaddle is outmoded and a sure formula for disappointment.

2
. Whatever it is you pursue, try to do it just well enough to remain in the middle third of the field. Keep your thoughts and ideas to yourself and don't ask questions. Remember, the squeaky wheel is the first one to be replaced.

3
. Size people up quickly, and develop rigid attitudes based on your first impression. If you try to delve deeper and get to "know" people, you're asking for trouble.

4
. Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind.

5
. Spend as much time as you can pleading and impressing others, even if it makes you unhappy. Pay special attention to shallow manipulators who can do you the most harm. Remember, in the overall scheme, you count for very little.

6
. Surround yourself with inferiors and losers. Not only will you look good by comparison, but they will look up to you, and that will make you feel better.

7
. Don't buy into the sentimental notion that everyone has shortcomings; it's the surest way of undermining yourself. Remember, the really best people have no defects. If you're not perfect, something is wrong.

8
. If by some off chance you do detect a few faults, first, accept the fact that you are probably deeply flawed. Then make a list of your faults and dwell on them. Carry the list around and try to think of things to add. Blame yourself for everything.

9
. Beware of intuition and gut instincts, they are completely unreliable. Instead, develop preconceived notions and don't waver unless someone tells you to. Then change your mind and adopt their point of view. But only if they seem to know what they're talking about.

10
. Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work. Cling to it even when it is hopeless. Anyone can cut and run, but it takes a very special person to stay with something that is stupid and harmful.

11
. Always remember, today doesn't count. Trying to make something out of today only robs you of precious time that could be spent daydreaming or resting up.

12
. Try to dwell on the past. Think of all the mistakes you've made, and how much better it would be if you hadn't made them. Think of what you should have done, and blame yourself for not doing so. And don't go easy. Be really hard on yourself.

13
. If by chance you make a fresh mistake, especially a costly one, try to repeat it a few times so you become familiar with it and can do it easily in the future. Write it down. Put it with your list of faults.

14
. Beware also of the dangerous trap of looking ahead; it will only get you in trouble. Instead, try to drift along from day to day in a meandering fashion. Don't get sidetracked with some foolish "plan."

15
. Finally, enjoy yourself all the time, and do whatever you want. Don't be seduced by that mindless chatter going around about "responsibility." That's exactly the sort of thing that can ruin your life.

 

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GEORGE CARLIN: A COMEDIC "GOD"

Posted at 8:03 AM, May. 13, 2006

 

In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.

And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.

I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend. But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to fuck that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?

Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way.

And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was. In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

 

                                                                                   "There is no God" 

                                                                                    George Carlin

                                                                                    From "You are all diseased"

 

WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?! - If you see this movie, it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

Posted at 8:46 PM, Feb. 25, 2006

I FINALLY got to see the docu-movie, "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?!" after it had been out for a while. I heard alot from many of my friends and have always been a closet fan of Quantum Physics. This movie really MAKES YOU THINK!

 

SYNOPSIS

WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?! is a new type of film. It is part documentary, part story, and part elaborate and inspiring visual effects and animations. The protagonist, Amanda, played by Marlee Matlin, finds herself in a fantastic Alice in Wonderland experience when her daily, uninspired life literally begins to unravel, revealing the uncertain world of the quantum field hidden behind what we consider to be our normal, waking reality.

She is literally plunged into a swirl of chaotic occurrences, while the characters she encounters on this odyssey reveal the deeper, hidden knowledge she doesn’t even realize she has asked for. Like every hero, Amanda is thrown into crisis, questioning the fundamental premises of her life – that the reality she has believed in about how men are, how relationships with others should be, and how her emotions are affecting her work isn’t reality at all!

As Amanda learns to relax into the experience, she conquers her fears, gains wisdom, and wins the keys to the great secrets of the ages, all in the most entertaining way. She is then no longer the victim of circumstances, but she is on the way to being the creative force in her life. Her life will never be the same.

The fourteen top scientists and mystics interviewed in documentary style serve as a modern day Greek Chorus. In an artful filmic dance, their ideas are woven together as a tapestry of truth. The thoughts and words of one member of the chorus blend into those of the next, adding further emphasis to the film’s underlying concept of the interconnectedness of all things.

The chorus members act as hosts who live outside of the story, and from this Olympian view, comment on the actions of the characters below. They are also there to introduce the Great Questions framed by both science and religion, which divides the film into a series of acts. Through the course of the film, the distinction between science and religion becomes increasingly blurred, since we realize that, in essence, both science and religion describe the same phenomena.

The film employs animation to realize the radical knowledge that modern science has unearthed in recent years. Powerful cinematic sequences explore the inner-workings of the human brain. Quirky animation introduces us to the smallest form of consciousness in the body – the cell. Dazzling visuals reinforce the film’s message in an exciting, powerful way. Done with humor, precision, and irreverence, these scenes are only part of what makes this film unique in the history of cinema, and a true box-office winner.

 

VISIT THIS SITE - IT'S GREAT! Quotes from www.baftahome.com

Posted at 8:07 PM, Feb. 25, 2006

 

FROM THE BLACK AMERICAN FREE THOUGHT ASSOCIATION

BAF/TA - www.baftahome.com (Albany, NY):


McKinley Jones

Science is Science, the only alternate to the scientific method is a better more improved rigorous scientific method.

We must learn that we cannot live by faith alone, we can no longer afford the price we pay in human suffering, as we ignore the powers of logic and reason.

Have we not learned the acts of nature are not controlled by God, Allah, Jesus…or any supernatural personality, are we not aware of random nature of the Tsunami and Katrina.

Faith


Faith is...A Hollow promise with no evidence of tangibility based on hope, and not reason. Faith is...is not absolute nor is it everlasting, it is bread without water...a balm for the wounded a placebo for the unknowing ...a shelter in a storm...a refuge in the night, a temporary elixer for the lorn, a holiday for the enslaved, a pathway litted with ignorance and shattered goals

Ralphe Bunche

Race


Race is the great American shibboleth….It is one of the great factors in confusing the American populace in its effort to understand the fundamental conflicts and issues confronting society. It has been one of the mist serious obstructions in the alignment of the population along lines of natural class interests.

Integration

I am here not only because I am a Negro and proud of it. I have come because I am an American and proud of it; because I have a fervent belief in democracy as the only way of life worthy of free men; because I believe that winning full equality and full integration for the Negro citizen is indispensable not only to him, but to the nation;

Democracy

Because I believe that proving the ability of democracy to have unqualified application to all people irrespective of race and religion is imperative to the cause of freedom throughout the world…; because I believe that proving the virility of our democracy is one of the strongest blows we can strike at aggressive communism; and finally because I have children and am determined to do all that I can to ensure that they will be complete Americans… and without the handicaps of race which you and I have had to suffer.

Manhood

I want to be a man on the same basis and level as any white citizen. I want to be as free as the whitest citizen. I want to exercise, and in full, the same rights as the white American. I want to eligible for employment exclusively on the basis of my skills and employability, and for housing solely on my capacity to pay.

Equality

I want to have the same privileges, the same treatment in public places as every other person. But this should not be read by anyone to mean that I want to be white—I am as proud of my origin, ancestors and race as anyone could be. I want to go and do only what all American are entitled to go and do.

Brotherhood

May I speak a word or two against brotherhood?... We can save the world with a lot less…. Brotherhood is a misused, misleading term. What we need in this world is not brother hood but coexistence. We need acceptance of the right of every person to his own dignity.

Mutual Respect

We need mutual respect. Mankind will be much better off when there is less reliance on lip service to “brotherhood” and brotherly love”, and much more practice of the sounder and more realistic principle of mutual respect governing the relations among all people.


H. Hubert Harrison

Religion


It was the name of religion that cloaked the beginnings of slavery on the soil of America, and buttressed its continuance. The church saw to it that the religion taught to slaves should stress the servile virtues of subservience and content, and these things have bitten deeply into the souls of black folk.

Surroundings


True, the treasured music of these darker millions preserves, here and there, the note of stifled rebellion; but this was in spite of religion – not because of it. Besides, such of their “sorrow-songs” as have this note in them were brutally banned by their masters, and driven to the purlieus of the plantation, there to be sung in secret.

Servility


Show me a population that is deeply religious, and I will show you a servile population, content with whips and chains, contumely and the gibbet, content to eat the bread of sorrow and drink the waters of affliction.

Bruce Wright

Superstition

The Church is superstition to me. I’m a lawyer, and I look for evidence: haven’t seem a Holy Ghost, haven’t seen a God or anything of that sort. And I read the Bible and I instruct my children to know something about biblical history—either as literature or as fiction, as they wish. I think they should know something about it, especially when you have a season such as Christmas and they might be strangers or bears in the woods.

Funeral Oration

And if any friends of mine wish to have a memorial service to remember me, which is unlikely, I have insisted that they play a certain tap that I have prepared, which is my funeral oration. There is some music on it, and they are admonished to obey the lyrics of that tune, which start: “Do nothing till you hear from me.” It’s the old Duke Ellington tune, played by Randy Weston, one of my former clients.

Ishmael Jaffree

Mysticism

It is my wish that people would analyze things in a logical, rational way and make logical, rational decisions based on intelligent observations. I wish that people would be more open to the scientific method of inquiry and not so given to mysticism.

Emmanuel Kofi Mensah

Religion

Religion is ethnocentric: i.e., people tend to see their own religion as the true expression of divine providence.

Dishonesty

Religious terminology is infested with intellectual dishonesty. But there is widespread evidence that religion has failed to bring a better world to Africans.

Faith

There is no true and intelligible account of what Christians refer to as faith. Christian faith is not merely believing in God. It is believing in God despite evidence to the contrary.

W.E.B. DuBois

Sermons

On the other hand, there are many faults and dangers. First of all the kind of sermon which is preached in most colored churches in not today attractive to even fairly intelligent men; we have gotten into the widespread habit of letting preachers talk to us without giving them any attention because we assume that most of things they say are not worth attention.

Revivals

A regular campaign carried on every month in the year, quietly and seriously among reasonable people, will bring to the aid of the church a much better class of membership than present methods attract.

Business Activities

Above all, the business activities of the new Negro Church must be more systematic. The same methods that procured and paid for the church home can buy and pay for homes of the church members.

The burden of education its children even through high school and college should rest upon every Negro church.

Character

Above all, the church must take an unbending stand on the matter of character. It seems almost inconceivable that today so many churches and ministers and so many good church members actually sneer at good men and good deeds and honest actions.


Henry David Thoreau

Wisdom


As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.


Wendell Phillips

Wrong-doing

Write on my gravestone: “Infidel, Traitor.”, infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.


Deborah Gray White

Togetherness

This generation won’t know Africa in the same was that their parents knew Africa…The child also won’t know freedom in the same way that a parent knew freedom…Because a child sees daily the whippings, the brutality of the system, sees their parents coming under the authority, coming under the rule of the whip of the overseer, even. So it’s very difficult. But at the same time, I think parents teach children what is to be cherished about the slave community. And that’s family. That’s religion. And that’s togetherness.

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A GREAT DOCUMENT FROM MY ANCESTRIAL PAST

Posted at 6:11 AM, Dec. 4, 2005

THE CONSTITUTION OF THE IROQUOIS NATIONS: THE GREAT BINDING LAW, GAYANASHAGOWA

 

 1. I am Dekanawidah and with the Five Nations' Confederate Lords I plant the Tree of Great Peace. I plant it in your territory, Adodarhoh, and the Onondaga Nation, in the territory of you who are Firekeepers. I name the tree the Tree of the Great Long Leaves. Under the shade of this Tree of the Great Peace we spread the soft white feathery down of the globe thistle as seats for you, Adodarhoh, and your cousin Lords. We place you upon those seats, spread soft with the feathery down of the globe thistle, there beneath the shade of the spreading branches of the Tree of Peace. There shall you sit and watch the Council Fire of the Confederacy of the Five Nations, and all the affairs of the Five Nations shall be transacted at this place before you, Adodarhoh, and your cousin Lords, by the Confederate Lords of the Five Nations. 2. Roots have spread out from the Tree of the Great Peace, one to the north, one to the east, one to the south and one to the west. The name of these roots is The Great White Roots and their nature is Peace and Strength. If any man or any nation outside the Five Nations shall obey the laws of the Great Peace and make known their disposition to the Lords of the Confederacy, they may trace the Roots to the Tree and if their minds are clean and they are obedient and promise to obey the wishes of the Confederate Council, they shall be welcomed to take shelter beneath the Tree of the Long Leaves. We place at the top of the Tree of the Long Leaves an Eagle who is able to see afar. If he sees in the distance any evil approaching or any danger threatening he will at once warn the people of the Confederacy. 3. To you Adodarhoh, the Onondaga cousin Lords, I and the other Confederate Lords have entrusted the caretaking and the watching of the Five Nations Council Fire. When there is any business to be transacted and the Confederate Council is not in session, a messenger shall be dispatched either to Adodarhoh, Hononwirehtonh or Skanawatih, Fire Keepers, or to their War Chiefs with a full statement of the case desired to be considered. Then shall Adodarhoh call his cousin (associate) Lords together and consider whether or not the case is of sufficient importance to demand the attention of the Confederate Council. If so, Adodarhoh shall dispatch messengers to summon all the Confederate Lords to assemble beneath the Tree of the Long Leaves. When the Lords are assembled the Council Fire shall be kindled, but not with chestnut wood, and Adodarhoh shall formally open the Council. [ ed note: chestnut wood throws out sparks in burning, thereby creating a disturbance in the council ] Then shall Adodarhoh and his cousin Lords, the Fire Keepers, announce the subject for discussion. The Smoke of the Confederate Council Fire shall ever ascend and pierce the sky so that other nations who may be allies may see the Council Fire of the Great Peace. Adodarhoh and his cousin Lords are entrusted with the Keeping of the Council Fire. 4. You, Adodarhoh, and your thirteen cousin Lords, shall faithfully keep the space about the Council Fire clean and you shall allow neither dust nor dirt to accumulate. I lay a Long Wing before you as a broom. As a weapon against a crawling creature I lay a staff with you so that you may thrust it away from the Council Fire. If you fail to cast it out then call the rest of the United Lords to your aid. 5. The Council of the Mohawk shall be divided into three parties as follows: Tekarihoken, Ayonhwhathah and Shadekariwade are the first party; Sharenhowaneh, Deyoenhegwenh and Oghrenghrehgowah are the second party, and Dehennakrineh, Aghstawenserenthah and Shoskoharowaneh are the third party. The third party is to listen only to the discussion of the first and second parties and if an error is made or the proceeding is irregular they are to call attention to it, and when the case is right and properly decided by the two parties they shall confirm the decision of the two parties and refer the case to the Seneca Lords for their decision. When the Seneca Lords have decided in accord with the Mohawk Lords, the case or question shall be referred to the Cayuga and Oneida Lords on the opposite side of the house. 6. I, Dekanawidah, appoint the Mohawk Lords the heads and the leaders of the Five Nations Confederacy. The Mohawk Lords are the foundation of the Great Peace and it shall, therefore, be against the Great Binding Law to pass measures in the Confederate Council after the Mohawk Lords have protested against them. No council of the Confederate Lords shall be legal unless all the Mohawk Lords are present. 7. Whenever the Confederate Lords shall assemble for the purpose of holding a council, the Onondaga Lords shall open it by expressing their gratitude to their cousin Lords and greeting them, and they shall make an address and offer thanks to the earth where men dwell, to the streams of water, the pools, the springs and the lakes, to the maize and the fruits, to the medicinal herbs and trees, to the forest trees for their usefulness, to the animals that serve as food and give their pelts for clothing, to the great winds and the lesser winds, to the Thunderers, to the Sun, the mighty warrior, to the moon, to the messengers of the Creator who reveal his wishes and to the Great Creator who dwells in the heavens above, who gives all the things useful to men, and who is the source and the ruler of health and life. Then shall the Onondaga Lords declare the council open. The council shall not sit after darkness has set in. 8. The Firekeepers shall formally open and close all councils of the Confederate Lords, and they shall pass upon all matters deliberated upon by the two sides and render their decision. Every Onondaga Lord (or his deputy) must be present at every Confederate Council and must agree with the majority without unwarrantable dissent, so that a unanimous decision may be rendered. If Adodarhoh or any of his cousin Lords are absent from a Confederate Council, any other Firekeeper may open and close the Council, but the Firekeepers present may not give any decisions, unless the matter is of small importance. 9. All the business of the Five Nations Confederate Council shall be conducted by the two combined bodies of Confederate Lords. First the question shall be passed upon by the Mohawk and Seneca Lords, then it shall be discussed and passed by the Oneida and Cayuga Lords. Their decisions shall then be referred to the Onondaga Lords, (Fire Keepers) for final judgement. The same process shall obtain when a question is brought before the council by an individual or a War Chief. 10. In all cases the procedure must be as follows: when the Mohawk and Seneca Lords have unanimously agreed upon a question, they shall report their decision to the Cayuga and Oneida Lords who shall deliberate upon the question and report a unanimous decision to the Mohawk Lords. The Mohawk Lords will then report the standing of the case to the Firekeepers, who shall render a decision as they see fit in case of a disagreement by the two bodies, or confirm the decisions of the two bodies if they are identical. The Fire Keepers shall then report their decision to the Mohawk Lords who shall announce it to the open council. 11. If through any misunderstanding or obstinacy on the part of the Fire Keepers, they render a decision at variance with that of the Two Sides, the Two Sides shall reconsider the matter and if their decisions are jointly the same as before they shall report to the Fire Keepers who are then compelled to confirm their joint decision. 12. When a case comes before the Onondaga Lords (Fire Keepers) for discussion and decsion, Adodarho shall introduce the matter to his comrade Lords who shall then discuss it in their two bodies. Every Onondaga Lord except Hononwiretonh shall deliberate and he shall listen only. When a unanimous decision shall have been reached by the two bodies of Fire Keepers, Adodarho shall notify Hononwiretonh of the fact when he shall confirm it. He shall refuse to confirm a decision if it is not unanimously agreed upon by both sides of the Fire Keepers. 13. No Lord shall ask a question of the body of Confederate Lords when they are discussing a case, question or proposition. He may only deliberate in a low tone with the separate body of which he is a member. 14. When the Council of the Five Nation Lords shall convene they shall appoint a speaker for the day. He shall be a Lord of either the Mohawk, Onondaga or Seneca Nation. The next day the Council shall appoint another speaker, but the first speaker may be reappointed if there is no objection, but a speaker's term shall not be regarded more than for the day. 15. No individual or foreign nation interested in a case, question or proposition shall have any voice in the Confederate Council except to answer a question put to him or them by the speaker for the Lords. 16. If the conditions which shall arise at any future time call for an addition to or change of this law, the case shall be carefully considered and if a new beam seems necessary or beneficial, the proposed change shall be voted upon and if adopted it shall be called, "Added to the Rafters". Rights, Duties and Qualifications of Lords 17. A bunch of a certain number of shell (wampum) strings each two spans in length shall be given to each of the female families in which the Lordship titles are vested. The right of bestowing the title shall be hereditary in the family of the females legally possessing the bunch of shell strings and the strings shall be the token that the females of the family have the proprietary right to the Lordship title for all time to come, subject to certain restrictions hereinafter mentioned. 18. If any Confederate Lord neglects or refuses to attend the Confederate Council, the other Lords of the Nation of which he is a member shall require their War Chief to request the female sponsors of the Lord so guilty of defection to demand his attendance of the Council. If he refuses, the women holding the title shall immediately select another candidate for the title. No Lord shall be asked more than once to attend the Confederate Council. 19. If at any time it shall be manifest that a Confederate Lord has not in mind the welfare of the people or disobeys the rules of this Great Law, the men or women of the Confederacy, or both jointly, shall come to the Council and upbraid the erring Lord through his War Chief. If the complaint of the people through the War Chief is not heeded the first time it shall be uttered again and then if no attention is given a third complaint and warning shall be given. If the Lord is contumacious the matter shall go to the council of War Chiefs. The War Chiefs shall then divest the erring Lord of his title by order of the women in whom the titleship is vested. When the Lord is deposed the women shall notify the Confederate Lords through their War Chief, and the Confederate Lords shall sanction the act. The women will then select another of their sons as a candidate and the Lords shall elect him. Then shall the chosen one be installed by the Installation Ceremony. When a Lord is to be deposed, his War Chief shall address him as follows: "So you, __________, disregard and set at naught the warnings of your women relatives. So you fling the warnings over your shoulder to cast them behind you. "Behold the brightness of the Sun and in the brightness of the Sun's light I depose you of your title and remove the sacred emblem of your Lordship title. I remove from your brow the deer's antlers, which was the emblem of your position and token of your nobility. I now depose you and return the antlers to the women whose heritage they are." The War Chief shall now address the women of the deposed Lord and say: "Mothers, as I have now deposed your Lord, I now return to you the emblem and the title of Lordship, therefore repossess them." Again addressing himself to the deposed Lord he shall say: "As I have now deposed and discharged you so you are now no longer Lord. You shall now go your way alone, the rest of the people of the Confederacy will not go with you, for we know not the kind of mind that possesses you. As the Creator has nothing to do with wrong so he will not come to rescue you from the precipice of destruction in which you have cast yourself. You shall never be restored to the position which you once occupied." Then shall the War Chief address himself to the Lords of the Nation to which the deposed Lord belongs and say: "Know you, my Lords, that I have taken the deer's antlers from the brow of ___________, the emblem of his position and token of his greatness." The Lords of the Confederacy shall then have no other alternative than to sanction the discharge of the offending Lord. 20. If a Lord of the Confederacy of the Five Nations should commit murder the other Lords of the Nation shall assemble at the place where the corpse lies and prepare to depose the criminal Lord. If it is impossible to meet at the scene of the crime the Lords shall discuss the matter at the next Council of their Nation and request their War Chief to depose the Lord guilty of crime, to "bury" his women relatives and to transfer the Lordship title to a sister family. The War Chief shall address the Lord guilty of murder and say: "So you, __________ (giving his name) did kill __________ (naming the slain man), with your own hands! You have comitted a grave sin in the eyes of the Creator. Behold the bright light of the Sun, and in the brightness of the Sun's light I depose you of your title and remove the horns, the sacred emblems of your Lordship title. I remove from your brow the deer's antlers, which was the emblem of your position and token of your nobility. I now depose you and expel you and you shall depart at once from the territory of the Five Nations Confederacy and nevermore return again. We, the Five Nations Confederacy, moreover, bury your women relatives because the ancient Lordship title was never intended to have any union with bloodshed. Henceforth it shall not be their heritage. By the evil deed that you have done they have forfeited it forever.." The War Chief shall then hand the title to a sister family and he shall address it and say: "Our mothers, ____________, listen attentively while I address you on a solemn and important subject. I hereby transfer to you an ancient Lordship title for a great calamity has befallen it in the hands of the family of a former Lord. We trust that you, our mothers, will always guard it, and that you will warn your Lord always to be dutiful and to advise his people to ever live in love, poeace and harmony that a great calamity may never happen again." 21. Certain physical defects in a Confederate Lord make him ineligible to sit in the Confederate Council. Such defects are infancy, idiocy, blindness, deafness, dumbness and impotency. When a Confederate Lord is restricted by any of these condition, a deputy shall be appointed by his sponsors to act for him, but in case of extreme necessity the restricted Lord may exercise his rights. 22. If a Confederate Lord desires to resign his title he shall notify the Lords of the Nation of which he is a member of his intention. If his coactive Lords refuse to accept his resignation he may not resign his title. A Lord in proposing to resign may recommend any proper candidate which recommendation shall be received by the Lords, but unless confirmed and nominated by the women who hold the title the candidate so named shall not be considered. 23. Any Lord of the Five Nations Confederacy may construct shell strings (or wampum belts) of any size or length as pledges or records of matters of national or international importance. When it is necessary to dispatch a shell string by a War Chief or other messenger as the token of a summons, the messenger shall recite the contents of the string to the party to whom it is sent. That party shall repeat the message and return the shell string and if there has been a sumons he shall make ready for the journey. Any of the people of the Five Nations may use shells (or wampum) as the record of a pledge, contract or an agreement entered into and the same shall be binding as soon as shell strings shall have been exchanged by both parties. 24. The Lords of the Confederacy of the Five Nations shall be mentors of the people for all time. The thickness of their skin shall be seven spans -- which is to say that they shall be proof against anger, offensive actions and criticism. Their hearts shall be full of peace and good will and their minds filled with a yearning for the welfare of the people of the Confederacy. With endless patience they shall carry out their duty and their firmness shall be tempered with a tenderness for their people. Neither anger nor fury shall find lodgement in their minds and all their words and actions shall be marked by calm deliberation. 25. If a Lord of the Confederacy should seek to establish any authority independent of the jurisdiction of the Confederacy of the Great Peace, which is the Five Nations, he shall be warned three times in open council, first by the women relatives, second by the men relatives and finally by the Lords of the Confederacy of the Nation to which he belongs. If the offending Lord is still obdurate he shall be dismissed by the War Chief of his nation for refusing to conform to the laws of the Great Peace. His nation shall then install the candidate nominated by the female name holders of his family. 26. It shall be the duty of all of the Five Nations Confederate Lords, from time to time as occasion demands, to act as mentors and spiritual guides of their people and remind them of their Creator's will and words. They shall say: "Hearken, that peace may continue unto future days! "Always listen to the words of the Great Creator, for he has spoken. "United people, let not evil find lodging in your minds. "For the Great Creator has spoken and the cause of Peace shall not become old. "The cause of peace shall not die if you remember the Great Creator." Every Confederate Lord shall speak words such as these to promote peace. 27. All Lords of the Five Nations Confederacy must be honest in all things. They must not idle or gossip, but be men possessing those honorable qualities that make true royaneh. It shall be a serious wrong for anyone to lead a Lord into trivial affairs, for the people must ever hold their Lords high in estimation out of respect to their honorable positions. 28. When a candidate Lord is to be installed he shall furnish four strings of shells (or wampum) one span in length bound together at one end. Such will constitute the evidence of his pledge to the Confederate Lords that he will live according to the constitution of the Great Peace and exercise justice in all affairs. When the pledge is furnished the Speaker of the Council must hold the shell strings in his hand and address the opposite side of the Council Fire and he shall commence his address saying: "Now behold him. He has now become a Confederate Lord. See how splendid he looks." An address may then follow. At the end of it he shall send the bunch of shell strings to the oposite side and they shall be received as evidence of the pledge. Then shall the opposite side say: "We now do crown you with the sacred emblem of the deer's antlers, the emblem of your Lordship. You shall now become a mentor of the people of the Five Nations. The thickness of your skin shall be seven spans -- which is to say that you shall be proof against anger, offensive actions and criticism. Your heart shall be filled with peace and good will and your mind filled with a yearning for the welfare of the people of the Confederacy. With endless patience you shall carry out your duty and your firmness shall be tempered with tenderness for your people. Neither anger nor fury shall find lodgement in your mind and all your words and actions shall be marked with calm deliberation. In all of your deliberations in the Confederate Council, in your efforts at law making, in all your official acts, self interest shall be cast into oblivion. Cast not over your shoulder behind you the warnings of the nephews and nieces should they chide you for any error or wrong you may do, but return to the way of the Great Law which is just and right. Look and listen for the welfare of the whole people and have always in view not only the present but also the coming generations, even those whose faces are yet beneath the surface of the ground -- the unborn of the future Nation." 29. When a Lordship title is to be conferred, the candidate Lord shall furnish the cooked venison, the corn bread and the corn soup, together with other necessary things and the labor for the Conferring of Titles Festival. 30. The Lords of the Confederacy may confer the Lordship title upon a candidate whenever the Great Law is recited, if there be a candidate, for the Great Law speaks all the rules. 31. If a Lord of the Confederacy should become seriously ill and be thought near death, the women who are heirs of his title shall go to his house and lift his crown of deer antlers, the emblem of his Lordship, and place them at one side. If the Creator spares him and he rises from his bed of sickness he may rise with the antlers on his brow. The following words shall be used to temporarily remove the antlers: "Now our comrade Lord (or our relative Lord) the time has come when we must approach you in your illness. We remove for a time the deer's antlers from your brow, we remove the emblem of your Lordship title. The Great Law has decreed that no Lord should end his life with the antlers on his brow. We therefore lay them aside in the room. If the Creator spares you and you recover from your illness you shall rise from your bed with the antlers on your brow as before and you shall resume your duties as Lord of the Confederacy and you may labor again for the Confederate people." 32. If a Lord of the Confederacy should die while the Council of the Five Nations is in session the Council shall adjourn for ten days. No Confederate Council shall sit within ten days of the death of a Lord of the Confederacy. If the Three Brothers (the Mohawk, the Onondaga and the Seneca) should lose one of their Lords by death, the Younger Brothers (the Oneida and the Cayuga) shall come to the surviving Lords of the Three Brothers on the tenth day and console them. If the Younger Brothers lose one of their Lords then the Three Brothers shall come to them and console them. And the consolation shall be the reading of the contents of the thirteen shell (wampum) strings of Ayonhwhathah. At the termination of this rite a successor shall be appointed, to be appointed by the women heirs of the Lordship title. If the women are not yet ready to place their nominee before the Lords the Speaker shall say, "Come let us go out." All shall leave the Council or the place of gathering. The installation shall then wait until such a time as the women are ready. The Speaker shall lead the way from the house by saying, "Let us depart to the edge of the woods and lie in waiting on our bellies." When the women title holders shall have chosen one of their sons the Confederate Lords will assemble in two places, the Younger Brothers in one place and the Three Older Brothers in another. The Lords who are to console the mourning Lords shall choose one of their number to sing the Pacification Hymn as they journey to the sorrowing Lords. The singer shall lead the way and the Lords and the people shall follow. When they reach the sorrowing Lords they shall hail the candidate Lord and perform the rite of Conferring the Lordship Title. 33. When a Confederate Lord dies, the surviving relatives shall immediately dispatch a messenger, a member of another clan, to the Lords in another locality. When the runner comes within hailing distance of the locality he shall utter a sad wail, thus: "Kwa-ah, Kwa-ah, Kwa-ah!" The sound shall be repeated three times and then again and again at intervals as many times as the distance may require. When the runner arrives at the settlement the people shall assemble and one must ask him the nature of his sad message. He shall then say, "Let us consider." Then he shall tell them of the death of the Lord. He shall deliver to them a string of shells (wampum) and say "Here is the testimony, you have heard the message." He may then return home. It now becomes the duty of the Lords of the locality to send runners to other localities and each locality shall send other messengers until all Lords are notified. Runners shall travel day and night. 34. If a Lord dies and there is no candidate qualified for the office in the family of the women title holders, the Lords of the Nation shall give the title into the hands of a sister family in the clan until such a time as the original family produces a candidate, when the title shall be restored to the rightful owners. No Lordship title may be carried into the grave. The Lords of the Confederacy may dispossess a dead Lord of his title even at the grave. Election of Pine Tree Chiefs 35. Should any man of the Nation assist with special ability or show great interest in the affairs of the Nation, if he proves himself wise, honest and worthy of confidence, the Confederate Lords may elect him to a seat with them and he may sit in the Confederate Council. He shall be proclaimed a 'Pine Tree sprung up for the Nation' and shall be installed as such at the next assembly for the installation of Lords. Should he ever do anything contrary to the rules of the Great Peace, he may not be deposed from office -- no one shall cut him down -- but thereafter everyone shall be deaf to his voice and his advice. Should he resign his seat and title no one shall prevent him. A Pine Tree chief has no authority to name a successor nor is his title hereditary. Names, Duties and Rights of War Chiefs 36. The title names of the Chief Confederate Lords' War Chiefs shall be: Ayonwaehs, War Chief under Lord Takarihoken (Mohawk) Kahonwahdironh, War Chief under Lord Odatshedeh (Oneida) Ayendes, War Chief under Lord Adodarhoh (Onondaga) Wenenhs, War Chief under Lord Dekaenyonh (Cayuga) Shoneradowaneh, War Chief under Lord Skanyadariyo (Seneca) The women heirs of each head Lord's title shall be the heirs of the War Chief's title of their respective Lord. The War Chiefs shall be selected from the eligible sons of the female families holding the head Lordship titles. 37. There shall be one War Chief for each Nation and their duties shall be to carry messages for their Lords and to take up the arms of war in case of emergency. They shall not participate in the proceedings of the Confederate Council but shall watch its progress and in case of an erroneous action by a Lord they shall receive the complaints of the people and convey the warnings of the women to him. The people who wish to convey messages to the Lords in the Confederate Council shall do so through the War Chief of their Nation. It shall ever be his duty to lay the cases, questions and propositions of the people before the Confederate Council. 38. When a War Chief dies another shall be installed by the same rite as that by which a Lord is installed. 39. If a War Chief acts contrary to instructions or against the provisions of the Laws of the Great Peace, doing so in the capacity of his office, he shall be deposed by his women relatives and by his men relatives. Either the women or the men alone or jointly may act in such a case. The women title holders shall then choose another candidate. 40. When the Lords of the Confederacy take occasion to dispatch a messenger in behalf of the Confederate Council, they shall wrap up any matter they may send and instruct the messenger to remember his errand, to turn not aside but to proceed faithfully to his destination and deliver his message according to every instruction. 41. If a message borne by a runner is the warning of an invasion he shall whoop, "Kwa-ah, Kwa-ah," twice and repeat at short intervals; then again at a longer interval. If a human being is found dead, the finder shall not touch the body but return home immediately shouting at short intervals, "Koo-weh!" Clans and Consanguinity 42. Among the Five Nations and their posterity there shall be the following original clans: Great Name Bearer, Ancient Name Bearer, Great Bear, Ancient Bear, Turtle, Painted Turtle, Standing Rock, Large Plover, Deer, Pigeon Hawk, Eel, Ball, Opposite-Side-of-the-Hand, and Wild Potatoes. These clans distributed through their respective Nations, shall be the sole owners and holders of the soil of the country and in them is it vested as a birthright. 43. People of the Five Nations members of a certain clan shall recognize every other member of that clan, irrespective of the Nation, as relatives. Men and women, therefore, members of the same clan are forbidden to marry. 44. The lineal descent of the people of the Five Nations shall run in the female line. Women shall be considered the progenitors of the Nation. They shall own the land and the soil. Men and women shall follow the status of the mother. 45. The women heirs of the Confederated Lordship titles shall be called Royaneh (Noble) for all time to come. 46. The women of the Forty Eight (now fifty) Royaneh families shall be the heirs of the Authorized Names for all time to come. When an infant of the Five Nations is given an Authorized Name at the Midwinter Festival or at the Ripe Corn Festival, one in the cousinhood of which the infant is a member shall be appointed a speaker. He shall then announce to the opposite cousinhood the names of the father and the mother of the child together with the clan of the mother. Then the speaker shall announce the child's name twice. The uncle of the child shall then take the child in his arms and walking up and down the room shall sing: "My head is firm, I am of the Confederacy." As he sings the opposite cousinhood shall respond by chanting, "Hyenh, Hyenh, Hyenh, Hyenh," until the song is ended. 47. If the female heirs of a Confederate Lord's title become extinct, the title right shall be given by the Lords of the Confederacy to the sister family whom they shall elect and that family shall hold the name and transmit it to their (female) heirs, but they shall not appoint any of their sons as a candidate for a title until all the eligible men of the former family shall have died or otherwise have become ineligible. 48. If all the heirs of a Lordship title become extinct, and all the families in the clan, then the title shall be given by the Lords of the Confederacy to the family in a sister clan whom they shall elect. 49. If any of the Royaneh women, heirs of a titleship, shall wilfully withhold a Lordship or other title and refuse to bestow it, or if such heirs abandon, forsake or despise their heritage, then shall such women be deemed buried and their family extinct. The titleship shall then revert to a sister family or clan upon application and complaint. The Lords of the Confederacy shall elect the family or clan which shall in future hold the title. 50. The Royaneh women of the Confederacy heirs of the Lordship titles shall elect two women of their family as cooks for the Lord when the people shall assemble at his house for business or other purposes. It is not good nor honorable for a Confederate Lord to allow his people whom he has called to go hungry. 51. When a Lord holds a conference in his home, his wife, if she wishes, may prepare the food for the Union Lords who assemble with him. This is an honorable right which she may exercise and an expression of her esteem. 52. The Royaneh women, heirs of the Lordship titles, shall, should it be necessary, correct and admonish the holders of their titles. Those only who attend the Council may do this and those who do not shall not object to what has been said nor strive to undo the action. 53. When the Royaneh women, holders of a Lordship title, select one of their sons as a candidate, they shall select one who is trustworthy, of good character, of honest disposition, one who manages his own affairs, supports his own family, if any, and who has proven a faithful man to his Nation. 54. When a Lordship title becomes vacant through death or other cause, the Royaneh women of the clan in which the title is hereditary shall hold a council and shall choose one from among their sons to fill the office made vacant. Such a candidate shall not be the father of any Confederate Lord. If the choice is unanimous the name is referred to the men relatives of the clan. If they should disapprove it shall be their duty to select a candidate from among their own number. If then the men and women are unable to decide which of the two candidates shall be named, then the matter shall be referred to the Confederate Lords in the Clan. They shall decide which candidate shall be named. If the men and the women agree to a candidate his name shall be referred to the sister clans for confirmation. If the sister clans confirm the choice, they shall refer their action to their Confederate Lords who shall ratify the choice and present it to their cousin Lords, and if the cousin Lords confirm the name then the candidate shall be installed by the proper ceremony for the conferring of Lordship titles. Official Symbolism 55. A large bunch of shell strings, in the making of which the Five Nations Confederate Lords have equally contributed, shall symbolize the completeness of the union and certify the pledge of the nations represented by the Confederate Lords of the Mohawk, the Oneida, the Onondaga, the Cayuga and the Senecca, that all are united and formed into one body or union called the Union of the Great Law, which they have established. A bunch of shell strings is to be the symbol of the council fire of the Five Nations Confederacy. And the Lord whom the council of Fire Keepers shall appoint to speak for them in opening the council shall hold the strands of shells in his hands when speaking. When he finishes speaking he shall deposit the strings on an elevated place (or pole) so that all the assembled Lords and the people may see it and know that the council is open and in progress. When the council adjourns the Lord who has been appointed by his comrade Lords to close it shall take the strands of shells in his hands and address the assembled Lords. Thus will the council adjourn until such time and place as appointed by the council. Then shall the shell strings be placed in a place for safekeeping. Every five years the Five Nations Confederate Lords and the people shall assemble together and shall ask one another if their minds are still in the same spirit of unity for the Great Binding Law and if any of the Five Nations shall not pledge continuance and steadfastness to the pledge of unity then the Great Binding Law shall dissolve. 56. Five strings of shell tied together as one shall represent the Five Nations. Each string shall represent one territory and the whole a completely united territory known as the Five Nations Confederate territory. 57. Five arrows shall be bound together very strong and each arrow shall represent one nation. As the five arrows are strongly bound this shall symbolize the complete union of the nations. Thus are the Five Nations united completely and enfolded together, united into one head, one body and one mind. Therefore they shall labor, legislate and council together for the interest of future generations. The Lords of the Confederacy shall eat together from one bowl the feast of cooked beaver's tail. While they are eating they are to use no sharp utensils for if they should they might accidentally cut one another and bloodshed would follow. All measures must be taken to prevent the spilling of blood in any way. 58. There are now the Five Nations Confederate Lords standing with joined hands in a circle. This signifies and provides that should any one of the Confederate Lords leave the council and this Confederacy his crown of deer's horns, the emblem of his Lordship title, together with his birthright, shall lodge on the arms of the Union Lords whose hands are so joined. He forfeits his title and the crown falls from his brow but it shall remain in the Confederacy. A further meaning of this is that if any time any one of the Confederate Lords choose to submit to the law of a foreign people he is no longer in but out of the Confederacy, and persons of this class shall be called "They have alienated themselves." Likewise such persons who submit to laws of foreign nations shall forfeit all birthrights and claims on the Five Nations Confederacy and territory. You, the Five Nations Confederate Lords, be firm so that if a tree falls on your joined arms it shall not separate or weaken your hold. So shall the strength of the union be preserved. 59. A bunch of wampum shells on strings, three spans of the hand in length, the upper half of the bunch being white and the lower half black, and formed from equal contributions of the men of the Five Nations, shall be a token that the men have combined themselves into one head, one body and one thought, and it shall also symbolize their ratification of the peace pact of the Confederacy, whereby the Lords of the Five Nations have established the Great Peace. The white portion of the shell strings represent the women and the black portion the men. The black portion, furthermore, is a token of power and authority vested in the men of the Five Nations. This string of wampum vests the people with the right to correct their erring Lords. In case a part or all the Lords pursue a course not vouched for by the people and heed not the third warning of their women relatives, then the matter shall be taken to the General Council of the women of the Five Nations. If the Lords notified and warned three times fail to heed, then the case falls into the hands of the men of the Five Nations. The War Chiefs shall then, by right of such power and authority, enter the open concil to warn the Lord or Lords to return from the wrong course. If the Lords heed the warning they shall say, "we will reply tomorrow." If then an answer is returned in favor of justice and in accord with this Great Law, then the Lords shall individualy pledge themselves again by again furnishing the necessary shells for the pledge. Then shall the War Chief or Chiefs exhort the Lords urging them to be just and true. Should it happen that the Lords refuse to heed the third warning, then two courses are open: either the men may decide in their council to depose the Lord or Lords or to club them to death with war clubs. Should they in their council decide to take the first course the War Chief shall address the Lord or Lords, saying: "Since you the Lords of the Five Nations have refused to return to the procedure of the Constitution, we now declare your seats vacant, we take off your horns, the token of your Lordship, and others shall be chosen and installed in your seats, therefore vacate your seats." Should the men in their council adopt the second course, the War Chief shall order his men to enter the council, to take positions beside the Lords, sitting bewteen them wherever possible. When this is accomplished the War Chief holding in his outstretched hand a bunch of black wampum strings shall say to the erring Lords: "So now, Lords of the Five United Nations, harken to these last words from your men. You have not heeded the warnings of the women relatives, you have not heeded the warnings of the General Council of women and you have not heeded the warnings of the men of the nations, all urging you to return to the right course of action. Since you are determined to resist and to withhold justice from your people there is only one course for us to adopt." At this point the War Chief shall let drop the bunch of black wampum and the men shall spring to their feet and club the erring Lords to death. Any erring Lord may submit before the War Chief lets fall the black wampum. Then his execution is withheld. The black wampum here used symbolizes that the power to execute is buried but that it may be raised up again by the men. It is buried but when occasion arises they may pull it up and derive their power and authority to act as here described. 60. A broad dark belt of wampum of thirty-eight rows, having a white heart in the center, on either side of which are two white squares all connected with the heart by white rows of beads shall be the emblem of the unity of the Five Nations. [ ed note: This is the Hiawatha Belt, now in the Congressional Library. ] The first of the squares on the left represents the Mohawk nation and its territory; the second square on the left and the one near the heart, represents the Oneida nation and its territory; the white heart in the middle represents the Onondaga nation and its territory, and it also means that the heart of the Five Nations is single in its loyalty to the Great Peace, that the Great Peace is lodged in the heart (meaning the Onondaga Lords), and that the Council Fire is to burn there for the Five Nations, and further, it means that the authority is given to advance the cause of peace whereby hostile nations out of the Confederacy shall cease warfare; the white square to the right of the heart represents the Cayuga nation and its territory and the fourth and last white square represents the Seneca nation and its territory. White shall here symbolize that no evil or jealous thoughts shall creep into the minds of the Lords while in Council under the Great Peace. White, the emblem of peace, love, charity and equity surrounds and guards the Five Nations. 61. Should a great calamity threaten the generations rising and living of the Five United Nations, then he who is able to climb to the top of the Tree of the Great Long Leaves may do so. When, then, he reaches the top of the tree he shall look about in all directions, and, should he see that evil things indeed are approaching, then he shall call to the people of the Five United Nations assembled beneath the Tree of the Great Long Leaves and say: "A calamity threatens your happiness." Then shall the Lords convene in council and discuss the impending evil. When all the truths relating to the trouble shall be fully known and found to be truths, then shall the people seek out a Tree of Ka-hon-ka-ah-go-nah, [ a great swamp Elm ], and when they shall find it they shall assemble their heads together and lodge for a time between its roots. Then, their labors being finished, they may hope for happiness for many days after. 62. When the Confederate Council of the Five Nations declares for a reading of the belts of shell calling to mind these laws, they shall provide for the reader a specially made mat woven of the fibers of wild hemp. The mat shall not be used again, for such formality is called the honoring of the importance of the law. 63. Should two sons of opposite sides of the council fire agree in a desire to hear the reciting of the laws of the Great Peace and so refresh their memories in the way ordained by the founder of the Confederacy, they shall notify Adodarho. He then shall consult with five of his coactive Lords and they in turn shall consult with their eight brethern. Then should they decide to accede to the request of the two sons from opposite sides of the Council Fire, Adodarho shall send messengers to notify the Chief Lords of each of the Five Nations. Then they shall despatch their War Chiefs to notify their brother and cousin Lords of the meeting and its time and place. When all have come and have assembled, Adodarhoh, in conjunction with his cousin Lords, shall appoint one Lord who shall repeat the laws of the Great Peace. Then shall they announce who they have chosen to repeat the laws of the Great Peace to the two sons. Then shall the chosen one repeat the laws of the Great Peace. 64. At the ceremony of the installation of Lords if there is only one expert speaker and singer of the law and the Pacification Hymn to stand at the council fire, then when this speaker and singer has finished addressing one side of the fire he shall go to the oposite side and reply to his own speech and song. He shall thus act for both sidesa of the fire until the entire ceremony has been completed. Such a speaker and singer shall be termed the "Two Faced" because he speaks and sings for both sides of the fire. 65. I, Dekanawida, and the Union Lords, now uproot the tallest pine tree and into the cavity thereby made we cast all weapons of war. Into the depths of the earth, down into the deep underearth currents of water flowing to unknown regions we cast all the weapons of strife. We bury them from sight and we plant again the tree. Thus shall the Great Peace be established and hostilities shall no longer be known between the Five Nations but peace to the United People. Laws of Adoption 66. The father of a child of great comliness, learning, ability or specially loved because of some circumstance may, at the will of the child's clan, select a name from his own (the father's) clan and bestow it by ceremony, such as is provided. This naming shall be only temporary and shall be called, "A name hung about the neck." 67. Should any person, a member of the Five Nations' Confederacy, specially esteem a man or woman of another clan or of a foreign nation, he may choose a name and bestow it upon that person so esteemed. The naming shall be in accord with the ceremony of bestowing names. Such a name is only a temporary one and shall be called "A name hung about the neck." A short string of shells shall be delivered with the name as a record and a pledge. 68. Should any member of the Five Nations, a family or person belonging to a foreign nation submit a proposal for adoption into a clan of one of the Five Nations, he or they shall furnish a string of shells, a span in length, as a pledge to the clan into which he or they wish to be adopted. The Lords of the nation shall then consider the proposal and submit a decision. 69. Any member of the Five Nations who through esteem or other feeling wishes to adopt an individual, a family or number of families may offer adoption to him or them and if accepted the matter shall be brought to the attention of the Lords for confirmation and the Lords must confirm adoption. 70. When the adoption of anyone shall have been confirmed by the Lords of the Nation, the Lords shall address the people of their nation and say: "Now you of our nation, be informed that such a person, such a family or such families have ceased forever to bear their birth nation's name and have buried it in the depths of the earth. Henceforth let no one of our nation ever mention the original name or nation of their birth. To do so will be to hasten the end of our peace. Laws of Emigration 71. When any person or family belonging to the Five Nations desires to abandon their birth nation and the territory of the Five Nations, they shall inform the Lords of their nation and the Confederate Council of the Five Nations shall take cognizance of it. 72. When any person or any of the people of the Five Nations emigrate and reside in a region distant from the territory of the Five Nations Confederacy, the Lords of the Five Nations at will may send a messenger carrying a broad belt of black shells and when the messenger arrives he shall call the people together or address them personally displaying the belt of shells and they shall know that this is an order for them to return to their original homes and to their council fires. Rights of Foreign Nations 73. The soil of the earth from one end of the land to the other is the property of the people who inhabit it. By birthright the Ongwehonweh (Original beings) are the owners of the soil which they own and occupy and none other may hold it. The same law has been held from the oldest times. The Great Creator has made us of the one blood and of the same soil he made us and as only different tongues constitute different nations he established different hunting grounds and territories and made boundary lines between them. 74. When any alien nation or individual is admitted into the Five Nations the admission shall be understood only to be a temporary one. Should the person or nation create loss, do wrong or cause suffering of any kind to endanger the peace of the Confederacy, the Confederate Lords shall order one of their war chiefs to reprimand him or them and if a similar offence is again committed the offending party or parties shall be expelled from the territory of the Five United Nations. 75. When a member of an alien nation comes to the territory of the Five Nations and seeks refuge and permanent residence, the Lords of the Nation to which he comes shall extend hospitality and make him a member of the nation. Then shall he be accorded equal rights and privileges in all matters except as after mentioned. 76. No body of alien people who have been adopted temporarily shall have a vote in the council of the Lords of the Confederacy, for only they who have been invested with Lordship titles may vote in the Council. Aliens have nothing by blood to make claim to a vote and should they have it, not knowing all the traditions of the Confederacy, might go against its Great Peace. In this manner the Great Peace would be endangered and perhaps be destroyed. 77. When the Lords of the Confederacy decide to admit a foreign nation and an adoption is made, the Lords shall inform the adopted nation that its admission is only temporary. They shall also say to the nation that it must never try to control, to interfere with or to injure the Five Nations nor disregard the Great Peace or any of its rules or customs. That in no way should they cause disturbance or injury. Then should the adopted nation disregard these injunctions, their adoption shall be annuled and they shall be expelled. The expulsion shall be in the following manner: The council shall appoint one of their War Chiefs to convey the message of annulment and he shall say, "You (naming the nation) listen to me while I speak. I am here to inform you again of the will of the Five Nations' Council. It was clearly made known to you at a former time. Now the Lords of the Five Nations have decided to expel you and cast you out. We disown you now and annul your adoption. Therefore you must look for a path in which to go and lead away all your people. It was you, not we, who committed wrong and caused this sentence of annulment. So then go your way and depart from the territory of the Five Nations and from the Confederacy." 78. Whenever a foreign nation enters the Confederacy or accepts the Great Peace, the Five Nations and the foreign nation shall enter into an agreement and compact by which the foreign nation shall endeavor to pursuade other nations to accept the Great Peace. Rights and Powers of War 79. Skanawatih shall be vested with a double office, duty and with double authority. One-half of his being shall hold the Lordship title and the other half shall hold the title of War Chief. In the event of war he shall notify the five War Chiefs of the Confederacy and command them to prepare for war and have their men ready at the appointed time and place for engagement with the enemy of the Great Peace. 80. When the Confederate Council of the Five Nations has for its object the establishment of the Great Peace among the people of an outside nation and that nation refuses to accept the Great Peace, then by such refusal they bring a declaration of war upon themselves from the Five Nations. Then shall the Five Nations seek to establish the Great Peace by a conquest of the rebellious nation. 81. When the men of the Five Nations, now called forth to become warriors, are ready for battle with an obstinate opposing nation that has refused to accept the Great Peace, then one of the five War Chiefs shall be chosen by the warriors of the Five Nations to lead the army into battle. It shall be the duty of the War Chief so chosen to come before his warriors and address them. His aim shall be to impress upon them the necessity of good behavior and strict obedience to all the commands of the War Chiefs. He shall deliver an oration exhorting them with great zeal to be brave and courageous and never to be guilty of cowardice. At the conclusion of his oration he shall march forward and commence the War Song and he shall sing: Now I am greatly surprised And, therefore I shall use it -- The powerr of my War Song. I am of the Five Nations And I shall make supplication To the Almighty Creator. He has furnished this army. My warriors shall be mighty In the strength of the Creator. Between him and my song they are For it was he who gave the song This war song that I sing! 82. When the warriors of the Five Nations are on an expedition against an enemy, the War Chief shall sing the War Song as he approaches the country of the enemy and not cease until his scouts have reported that the army is near the enemies' lines when the War Chief shall approach with great caution and prepare for the attack. 83. When peace shall have been established by the termination of the war against a foreign nation, then the War Chief shall cause all the weapons of war to be taken from the nation. Then shall the Great Peace be established and that nation shall observe all the rules of the Great Peace for all time to come. 84. Whenever a foreign nation is conquered or has by their own will accepted the Great Peace their own system of internal government may continue, but they must cease all warfare against other nations. 85. Whenever a war against a foreign nation is pushed until that nation is about exterminated because of its refusal to accept the Great Peace and if that nation shall by its obstinacy become exterminated, all their rights, property and territory shall become the property of the Five Nations. 86. Whenever a foreign nation is conquered and the survivors are brought into the territory of the Five Nations' Confederacy and placed under the Great Peace the two shall be known as the Conqueror and the Conquered. A symbolic relationship shall be devised and be placed in some symbolic position. The conquered nation shall have no voice in the councils of the Confederacy in the body of the Lords. 87. When the War of the Five Nations on a foreign rebellious nation is ended, peace shall be restored to that nation by a withdrawal of all their weapons of war by the War Chief of the Five Nations. When all the terms of peace shall have been agreed upon a state of friendship shall be established. 88. When the proposition to establish the Great Peace is made to a foreign nation it shall be done in mutual council. The foreign nation is to be persuaded by reason and urged to come into the Great Peace. If the Five Nations fail to obtain the consent of the nation at the first council a second council shall be held and upon a second failure a third council shall be held and this third council shall end the peaceful methods of persuasion. At the third council the War Chief of the Five nations shall address the Chief of the foreign nation and request him three times to accept the Great Peace. If refusal steadfastly follows the War Chief shall let the bunch of white lake shells drop from his outstretched hand to the ground and shall bound quickly forward and club the offending chief to death. War shall thereby be declared and the War Chief shall have his warriors at his back to meet any emergency. War must continue until the contest is won by the Five Nations. 89. When the Lords of the Five Nations propose to meet in conference with a foreign nation with proposals for an acceptance of the Great Peace, a large band of warriors shall conceal themselves in a secure place safe from the espionage of the foreign nation but as near at hand as possible. Two warriors shall accompany the Union Lord who carries the proposals and these warriors shall be especially cunning. Should the Lord be attacked, these warriors shall hasten back to the army of warriors with the news of the calamity which fell through the treachery of the foreign nation. 90. When the Five Nations' Council declares war any Lord of the Confederacy may enlist with the warriors by temporarily renouncing his sacred Lordship title which he holds through the election of his women relatives. The title then reverts to them and they may bestow it upon another temporarily until the war is over when the Lord, if living, may resume his title and seat in the Council. 91. A certain wampum belt of black beads shall be the emblem of the authority of the Five War Chiefs to take up the weapons of war and with their men to resist invasion. This shall be called a war in defense of the territory. Treason or Secession of a Nation 92. If a nation, part of a nation, or more than one nation within the Five Nations should in any way endeavor to destroy the Great Peace by neglect or violating its laws and resolve to dissolve the Confederacy, such a nation or such nations shall be deemed guilty of treason and called enemies of the Confederacy and the Great Peace. It shall then be the duty of the Lords of the Confederacy who remain faithful to resolve to warn the offending people. They shall be warned once and if a second warning is necessary they shall be driven from the territory of the Confederacy by the War Chiefs and his men. Rights of the People of the Five Nations 93. Whenever a specially important matter or a great emergency is presented before the Confederate Council and the nature of the matter affects the entire body of the Five Nations, threatening their utter ruin, then the Lords of the Confederacy must submit the matter to the decision of their people and the decision of the people shall affect the decision of the Confederate Council. This decision shall be a confirmation of the voice of the people. 94. The men of every clan of the Five Nations shall have a Council Fire ever burning in readiness for a council of the clan. When it seems necessary for a council to be held to discuss the welfare of the clans, then the men may gather about the fire. This council shall have the same rights as the council of the women. 95. The women of every clan of the Five Nations shall have a Council Fire ever burning in readiness for a council of the clan. When in their opinion it seems necessary for the interest of the people they shall hold a council and their decisions and recommendations shall be introduced before the Council of the Lords by the War Chief for its consideration. 96. All the Clan council fires of a nation or of the Five Nations may unite into one general council fire, or delegates from all the council fires may be appointeed to unite in a general council for discussing the interests of the people. The people shall have the right to make appointments and to delegate their power to others of their number. When their council shall have come to a conclusion on any matter, their decision shall be reported to the Council of the Nation or to the Confederate Council (as the case may require) by the War Chief or the War Chiefs. 97. Before the real people united their nations, each nation had its council fires. Before the Great Peace their councils were held. The five Council Fires shall continue to burn as before and they are not quenched. The Lords of each nation in future shall settle their nation's affairs at this council fire governed always by the laws and rules of the council of the Confederacy and by the Great Peace. 98. If either a nephew or a niece see an irregularity in the performance of the functions of the Great Peace and its laws, in the Confederate Council or in the conferring of Lordship titles in an improper way, through their War Chief they may demand that such actions become subject to correction and that the matter conform to the ways prescribed by the laws of the Great Peace. Religious Ceremonies Protected 99. The rites and festivals of each nation shall remain undisturbed and shall continue as before because they were given by the people of old times as useful and necessary for the good of men. 100. It shall be the duty of the Lords of each brotherhood to confer at the approach of the time of the Midwinter Thanksgiving and to notify their people of the approaching festival. They shall hold a council over the matter and arrange its details and begin the Thanksgiving five days after the moon of Dis-ko-nah is new. The people shall assemble at the appointed place and the nephews shall notify the people of the time and place. From the beginning to the end the Lords shall preside over the Thanksgiving and address the people from time to time. 101. It shall be the duty of the appointed managers of the Thanksgiving festivals to do all that is needed for carrying out the duties of the occasions. The recognized festivals of Thanksgiving shall be the Midwinter Thanksgiving, the Maple or Sugar-making Thanksgiving, the Raspberry Thanksgiving, the Strawberry Thanksgiving, the Cornplanting Thanksgiving, the Corn Hoeing Thanksgiving, the Little Festival of Green Corn, the Great Festival of Ripe Corn and the complete Thanksgiving for the Harvest. Each nation's festivals shall be held in their Long Houses. 102. When the Thansgiving for the Green Corn comes the special managers, both the men and women, shall give it careful attention and do their duties properly. 103. When the Ripe Corn Thanksgiving is celebrated the Lords of the Nation must give it the same attention as they give to the Midwinter Thanksgiving. 104. Whenever any man proves himself by his good life and his knowledge of good things, naturally fitted as a teacher of good things, he shall be recognized by the Lords as a teacher of peace and religion and the people shall hear him. The Installation Song 105. The song used in installing the new Lord of the Confederacy shall be sung by Adodarhoh and it shall be: "Haii, haii Agwah wi-yoh " " A-kon-he-watha " " Ska-we-ye-se-go-wah " " Yon-gwa-wih " " Ya-kon-he-wa-tha Haii, haii It is good indeed " " (That) a broom, -- " " A great wing, " " It is given me " " For a sweeping instrument." 106. Whenever a person properly entitled desires to learn the Pacification Song he is privileged to do so but he must prepare a feast at which his teachers may sit with him and sing. The feast is provided that no misfortune may befall them for singing the song on an occasion when no chief is installed. Protection of the House 107. A certain sign shall be known to all the people of the Five Nations which shall denote that the owner or occupant of a house is absent. A stick or pole in a slanting or leaning position shall indicate this and be the sign. Every person not entitled to enter the house by right of living within it upon seeing such a sign shall not approach the house either by day or by night but shall keep as far away as his business will permit. Funeral Addresses 108. At the funeral of a Lord of the Confederacy, say: Now we become reconciled as you start away. You were once a Lord of the Five Nations' Confederacy and the United People trusted you. Now we release you for it is true that it is no longer possible for us to walk about together on the earth. Now, therefore, we lay it (the body) here. Here we lay it away. Now then we say to you, 'Persevere onward to the place where the Creator dwells in peace. Let not the things of the earth hinder you. Let nothing that transpired while yet you lived hinder you. In hunting you once took delight; in the game of Lacrosse you once took delight and in the feasts and pleasant occasions your mind was amused, but now do not allow thoughts of these things to give you trouble. Let not your relatives hinder you and also let not your friends and associates trouble your mind. Regard none of these things.' "Now then, in turn, you here present who were related to this man and you who were his friends and associates, behold the path that is yours also! Soon we ourselves will be left in that place. For this reason hold yourselves in restraint as you go from place to place. In your actions and in your conversation do no idle thing. Speak not idle talk neither gossip. Be careful of this and speak not and do not give way to evil behavior. One year is the time that you must abstain from unseemly levity but if you can not do this for ceremony, ten days is the time to regard these things for respect." 109. At the funeral of a War Chief, say: "Now we become reconciled as you start away. You were once a War Chief of the Five Nations' Confederacy and the United People trusted you as their guard from the enemy." (The remainder is the same as the address at the funeral of a Lord). 110. At the funeral of a Warrior, say: "Now we become reconciled as you start away. Once you were a devoted provider and protector of your family and you were ever ready to take part in battles for the Five Nations' Confederacy. The United People trusted you." (The remainder is the same as the address at the funeral of a Lord). 111. At the funeral of a young man, say: "Now we become reconciled as you start away. I


I AM A NEW YORKER: "REMEMBER THE WTC"

Posted at 6:08 AM, Dec. 4, 2005

I AM A NEW YORKER

 

I am a New Yorker

I do not live in the five boroughs or on the Island or Upstate.

I may live hundreds or thousands of miles away

Or I may live just over the GW Bridge.

But I am a New Yorker.

I am a New Yorker

Whatever took me out of New York:

Business, family or hating the cold did not take New York out of me.

My accent may have faded and my pace may have slowed,

But I am a New Yorker.

I am a New Yorker

I was raised on Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Nathan's hotdogs, and

Rockefeller Plaza, The Yankees or the Mets, Giants or Jets, Broadway shows,

Jones Beach or Rye Beach, Orchard Beach, and of course Coney Island.

I know that "THE END" means Montauk,

Because I am a New Yorker.

I am a New Yorker

When I go on vacation, I never look up.

Skyscrapers are something I take for granted.

The Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty are part of me.

Taxis and noise and subways and "get outa heah" don't rattle me,

Because I am a New Yorker.

I am a New Yorker

I was raised on cultural diversity before it was politically correct.

I eat Greek food and Italian food, Jewish and Middle Eastern food, and

Chinese food, because they are all American food to me.

I don't get mad when people speak other languages in my presence

Because my relatives got to this country via Ellis Island and chose to

stay and raise their family to be proud Americans.

They were New Yorkers.

I am a New Yorker

People who have never been to New York have misunderstood me.

My friends and family work in the industries, professions and

businesses that benefit all Americans!

My firefighters & police officers died trying to save New Yorkers and

non-New Yorkers.

They died trying to save Americans and non-Americans

Because they were New Yorkers.

I am a New Yorker

I feel the pain of my fellow New Yorkers.

I mourn the loss of my beautiful city.

I feel and dread that New York will never be the same.

But then I remember: I am a New Yorker

And New Yorkers have: Tenacity, strength and courage way above the norm;

Compassion and caring for our fellow citizens;

Love and pride in our city, in our state, in our country;

Intelligence, experience and education par excellence;

Ability, dedication and energy above and beyond;

Faith--no matter what religion we practice.

Terrorists hit America in its heart, but America's heart still beats strong;

Demolished the steel in our buildings, but it doesn't touch the steel in our souls;

Hit us in the pocketbook, but we'll parlay what we have left into a fortune;

Ended innocent lives leaving widows and orphans, but we'll take care of them.

Because they are New Yorkers

Wherever we live, whatever we do, whoever we are.

There are New Yorkers in every state and every city of this nation.

We will not abandon our city.

We will not abandon our brothers and sisters.

We will not abandon the beauty, creativity and diversity that New York represents...

Because we are New Yorkers

And we are proud to be New Yorkers.

 

"REMEMBER THE WTC"

 

Author - Vincent Pasquale, Maspeth, NY

Thank you Vincent for allowing us to share this with our fellow New Yorkers all around the world.

 

 

 

 

 

If you are a Unitarian Universalist, this book can help speak your faith.

Posted at 5:04 AM, Dec. 4, 2005

A CHOSEN FAITH-PREFACE AND CHAPTER 1,2 EXCERTS

 

Preface

 

MY HUSBAND, JERRY, and I discovered the Unitarian Universalist church in Westport, Connecticut, in the winter of 1960. We liked the people. We liked the Sunday morning worship in the Saugatuck School auditorium. We liked the potluck suppers. We loved the minister, Arnold Westwood. Even three-year-old Douglass liked the place. It seemed like a perfect fit. Sounds easy, you say. But it wasn’t. Signing the membership book in a Unitarian church was scary beyond belief for me even to contemplate. How would I tell my parents I was rejecting the faith of my forefathers? (Yes, forefathers! Remember, this was 1960.) I don’t just mean my Jewish grandfathers Louis Taft and Harry Zuckerman, who had emigrated from the Ukraine in the late nineteenth century. I mean those other forefathers: Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. How would I tell my aunts and uncles and cousins? How would I tell my in-laws? How would I tell our friends, particularly those in the Temple Israel community in our town? And what would I tell them? Who had a vocabulary in the early sixties to express the stifling bonds of patriarchy I felt in the synagogue? How could I express feelings of exclusion and put-down I later came to know as feminist? How to explain how good that simple English language liturgy and those guilt-free, uplifting sermons felt in the ears and, increasingly, in the heart? Emerson and Channing and Parker were names mentioned in courses I’d taken in American cultural history at Vassar. But join a church? (In my family, if you went to a church, you were a Christian. Many still don’t believe me when I tell them that, while some Unitarian Universalists are Christians, many others claim other commitments and traditions.) Leave the family? Deal with Dad’s wrath, Mom’s tears, and my brother’s bewilderment? Was I crazy? Yes, it was scary. And it took me six and a half years to sign that book. By that time, I was teaching in the Sunday School, serving on committees, canvassing for the pledge drive, and reveling in the beautiful contemporary building we had built on Lyons Plains Road. But even then, all those years later, I still couldn’t articulate this newfound faith of mine. The journey to articulation would take much longer than I could ever have imagined. To be truthful, it continues to this day. Most of us who are active Unitarian Universalists don’t know anything close to "enough" about our faith. We often don’t understand where the Unitarian Universalist Association came from and, as a result, we cannot have a vision of where we might go. We struggle to speak our Unitarian Universalism to each other and, particularly, to the interfaith world beyond the walls of our societies. We get frustrated trying to explain the theological underpinnings of our social witness to ourselves or to the people with whom we share that witness. We are hampered by our ignorance. We are fettered by our lack of theological education. How could people who value learning so much find themselves knowing so little? A Chosen Faith has helped change that. I delight to see that Unitarian Universalists are moving into the interfaith world, forging and joining coalitions to fight for the rights of others, to engage the radical religious right in the political arena, to stand for and seek ways to institutionalize antiracism. We do this work because our religious faith demands it of us. We do this work with others because we recognize that we are too small to do it effectively by ourselves. We do this work because we want people to know

that Unitarian Universalists prefer to fight against the world’s oppressions with other people of faith. If you are a Unitarian Universalist, this book can help speak your faith. I promise that you will find it an exhilarating experience. When you stumble, go back and read it again. It is so very important that a weary and cynical world know more about our healing message and our unabashed liberal religious spirit. We can all be the message carriers. And this, my sisters and brothers, will be good. If you are not (or not yet) a Unitarian Universalist, you will learn more about who we are, and why we are, from these pages. And you may even learn more about yourself and your own religious journey. Enjoy, enjoy!

 

Denise Taft Davidoff Moderator, Unitarian Universalist Association

 

 

Chapter One

 

 Awakening

Forrest Church Small as is our whole system compared with the infinitude of creation, brief as is our life compared with the cycles of time, we are so tethered to all by the beautiful dependencies of law, that not only the sparrow’s fall is felt to the outermost bound, but the vibrations set in motion by the words that we utter reach through all space and the tremor is felt through all time. – Maria Mitchell, nineteenth-century Unitarian and astronomer I can believe a miracle because I can raise my own arm. I can believe a miracle because I can remember. I can believe it because I can speak and be understood by you. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Unitarian minister and essayist MY FIRST SIGNIFICANT religious experience took place when I was about ten years old. As I look back on it, I recognize that in form this experience was typically Unitarian Universalist. I was reading a book. Perhaps more surprisingly, that book was the Bible. I had already read bits and pieces of the Bible before. Having attended Presbyterian Sunday school, I was acquainted in broad outline with its principal characters and plot. Admittedly, the coloring book approach to the Bible was the one I knew best. Lots of sheep, as I remember, and men wearing bathrobes. The little I might have gained from this narrow approach was further limited by my appalling lack of artistic talent. I knew enough not to color Jesus blue, but had a terrible time keeping the sky out of his face. In any event, my early endeavors in religion merited me a small red, not a large gold, star. It was not until my father presented me with my own Bible, all words and no pictures, that things began to change. The Bible my father gave me was a very peculiar one. It was the Jefferson Bible, The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth. As I later learned, near the end of his first term in the White House, Thomas Jefferson abstracted from the four Gospels his own version of Jesus’ life and teachings. Carefully excising all miracles, most of the narrative, and any of Jesus’ words that offended his "enlightened" sensibilities, Jefferson pieced together a little volume containing what he believed were the essential teachings of Jesus. It opens with Mary already great with child-no mention is made of any extraordinary circumstances surrounding the conception. It closes with an account of Jesus’ crucifixion, death, and burial. The final words in Jefferson’s Bible are these: "There laid they Jesus, and rolled a great stone to the door of the sepulcher, and departed." What an extraordinary revelation for a ten-year-old boy, a boy who knew how the story was supposed to turn out. The resurrection was missing. This story, the tale of God’s son preaching salvation and proclaiming the advent of the Realm of God, ended in the ordinary all-too-human way: Having for a brief time lived, even having loved and served so well and memorably, the hero died. This realization is the first of many awakenings that have shaped my understanding of what

religion means: Religion is our human response to the dual reality of being alive and having to die. Knowing we are going to die not only places an acknowledged limit upon our lives, it also gives a special intensity and poignancy to the time we are given to live and love. The fact that death is inevitable gives meaning to our love, for the more we love the more we risk losing. Love’s power comes in part from the courage required to give ourselves to that which is not ours to keep: our spouses, children, parents, dear and cherished friends, even life itself. It also comes from the faith required to sustain that courage, the faith that life, howsoever limited and mysterious, contains within its margins, often at their very edges, a meaning that is redemptive. With Jesus, resurrection or no resurrection, that was demonstrably the case: He lived in such a way that his life proved to be worth dying for. And yet, from the Apostles’ Creed, embraced as doctrine throughout much of Christendom, one would have little way of knowing this. Here is what the Apostles’ Creed has to say concerning Jesus: I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried, descended to hell, on the third day rose again from the dead, ascended to heaven, sits at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty, whence He will come to judge the living and the dead. What does this creed affirm about Jesus’ life and teachings? Not one thing. It states merely that he was born in an unusual way and died in an unusual way, telling us nothing about the fact that Jesus lived in an unusual way. This is what is important about Jesus. Not that he existed before he was born; was implanted in a virgin’s womb; visited hell after he died; and then returned to be resurrected and reign in heaven. These are dogmatic propositions of faith. They can be confirmed by faith alone, and a mighty leap of faith at that, for they stand in direct contradiction to nature’s laws. One question often asked of Unitarian Universalists is, Are you Christian? Our faith does have Christian roots, many of us gather in churches (others prefer the terms congregation, society, or fellowship), and some of our members call themselves Christians. But whatever we call ourselves (Christian, Jew, theist, agnostic, humanist, atheist), most of us would agree that the important thing about Jesus is not his supposed miraculous birth or the claim that he was resurrected from death, but rather how he lived. The power of his love, the penetrating simplicity of his teachings, and the force of his example of service on behalf of the disenfranchised and downtrodden are what is crucial. The Apostles’ Creed and other such statements of dogmatic theology entirely miss this point. They seem to suggest "if you believe in Jesus, you can live forever," not, "if you believe as Jesus, you can live well." Of course, I am a heretic. The word hairesis in Greek means choice; a heretic is one who is able to choose. Its root stems from the Greek verb hairein, to take. Faced with the mystery of life and death, each act of faith is a gamble. We all risk choices before the unknown. Pascal popularized the notion of the wager with respect to religion. He argued that one could gamble on there being an afterlife or not. Admittedly, raised in a Christian culture, he remained convinced that the odds were with him. But even if they were not, it was a good bet. After all, if he was wrong, he lost nothing. After he died, if his life was extinguished it would make no

difference whether he had believed in an afterlife or not. But if he was right, it was golden, everlasting bliss. Who would be fool enough not to risk a wager where you could lose nothing if you were wrong, but could gain eternal life if you were right? I am one such fool. I simply cannot accept Pascal’s wager. Faith may be a gamble in face of the unknown, but religion is not a game. We do not play it, we live it. I have no idea what will happen to me when I die, but I know that I will die. And I know that the choices I make in this life affect the way I live. It is in this crucible, mysterious and uncertain, that my religion must be forged. As Unitarian Universalists, we are free to choose our beliefs. This is evident from our first source: "Direct experience of that transcending mystery and wonder, affirmed in all cultures, which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces that create and uphold life." Of course, being free, we are responsible for what we make of that freedom. Freedom may be our forge, but responsibility remains the anvil on which our faith is pounded out and turned to use. With this one caution, the main difference between a faith drawn from direct experience and one founded on revelation lies only in the source of our beliefs, not in their respective transformational or redemptive power. When we employ our freedom responsibly, directly experiencing the transcending mystery and wonder of the creation, our spirits are renewed and we become open to the forces that create and uphold life. The difference between a Unitarian Universalist approach to religion and that of traditional Christianity (our culture’s most familiar benchmark) is graphically demonstrated in an exchange of letters between D. H. Lawrence, the famous British novelist, and his mother’s pastor. When Lawrence was a young man, he exchanged letters with the Reverend Robert Reid. Reid served the Congregational church of Eastwood, where Lawrence worshiped as a boy. When Lawrence left home for school, Mrs. Lawrence, worrying about the state of her son’s soul, prevailed upon her pastor to send Lawrence a selection of his sermons. The author’s response to one of these survives. Apparently, it was a sermon on the necessity of conversion for salvation. Lawrence answered: I believe that one is converted when first one hears the low, vast murmur of life, of human life, troubling one’s hitherto unconscious self. I believe one is born first unto oneself—for the happy developing of oneself, while the world is a nursery, and the pretty things are to be snatched for, and the pleasant things tasted; some people seem to exist thus right to the end. But most are born again on entering maturity; then they are born to humanity, to a consciousness of all the laughing, and the never-ceasing murmur of pain and sorrow that comes from the terrible multitude of brothers [and sisters]. Then, it appears to me, one gradually formulates one’s religion, be it what it may. A person has no religion who has not slowly and painfully gathered one together, adding to it, shaping it; and one’s religion is never complete and final, it seems, but must always be undergoing modification. Lawrence was not a Unitarian. Nevertheless, here, in the lost yet easily reconstructed sermon of Mr. Reid and in D. H. Lawrence’s response, the distinction between a Unitarian Universalist approach to religion and that of a more orthodox believer is made clear. Reid represents the traditional view. By his reading, religion is a body of specific teachings and practices, won by a leap of faith and secured by strict adherence to the truth as it is revealed or taught. In most Christian churches this means accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, the Bible as the unique revelation of God’s word, and the sacraments as the unique communication of God’s presence. Beyond this, there are specific requirements inherent to each of the various denominations. One group may affirm the central importance of adult baptism, or Saturday worship, another the primacy of presbyters, or bishops, or the pope. These basic requirements are so common that people outside as well as within such churches tend to accept the traditional definition of religion: a subscription to some fixed combination of doctrine and practice. In his response to Reid’s sermon, D. H. Lawrence opens a clearer, wider, and more expansive window on the subject. For him, religion has little to do with a body of beliefs or practices; it represents a gradual process of awakening to the depths and possibilities of life itself. When Lawrence and Reid use the word conversion, they mean very different things. Reid thinks of it as "casting off the old self and putting on the new." But for Lawrence, conversion means awakening: opening our eyes, looking out with new wonder upon the creation, becoming not someone other than ourselves, but more fully ourselves. Through direct experience of transcending mystery and wonder, he was moved to "a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces that create and uphold life." If religion is our human response to the dual reality of being alive and having to die, Unitarian Universalism might best be described as a life-affirming rather than death-defying faith. Yet to affirm life, we must also face death, and struggle to make sense of both. When we are born, we perceive everything around us as an extension of ourselves. From our first breath and well before, the life force that animates and sustains us is a given. We take life for granted. Others are responsible for our being alive and remaining so—our being nourished, clothed, and sheltered. Only over time, as we grow through the pains of separation and ego development and find ourselves having to compete for affection, do we begin to awaken to the complexities of the human condition. These struggles are not easy; life is difficult. Our first temptation is to rebel against this fact, begrudging all of life’s limitations, especially death as its inevitability steals into our consciousness. Offering religious security blankets and heavenly insurance policies, many faiths base their considerable appeal on a denial of death. They reduce this life to preparation for the next, potentially finer life. I cannot accept their gambit. The price for defeating the presumed enemy is too great. By refusing to accept the dispensation of death as a condition for the gift of birth, life’s intrinsic wonder and promise are diminished. Death is a fairly recent entry in the scheme of evolution. The beginnings of life on this planet were sponsored by single cell organisms, which replicated themselves by division. One generation of beings followed another, each identical to the last. We were immortal, until we became interesting. Without death, life, in its familiar, individuated, and endlessly fascinating permutations and commutations-would simply not exist. On the other hand, our lives are also diminished when we ignore death. For this reason, even as Unitarian Universalists, we need to be "born again." For D. H. Lawrence, to be born again has a very different connotation from that of fundamentalist Christians. It happens when we awaken to the fact that life is not a given-not something to be taken for granted, or transcended after death-but a gift, undeserved and unexpected, holy, awesome, and mysterious. To illustrate this, I have only to repeat Ralph Waldo Emerson’s words of interpretation and praise. Jesus "spoke of miracles," Emerson wrote, "for he felt that [our] life was a miracle, and all that [we do], and he knew that this daily miracle shines as [we divine it]. But the very word Miracle, as pronounced by Christian churches, gives a false impression; it is Monster. It is not one with the blowing clover and the falling rain." In Emerson’s view, there is only one miracle—life itself. Elsewhere he writes: It will not need, when the mind is prepared for study, to search for objects. The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. What is a day? What is a year? What is summer? What is woman? What is a child? What is sleep? To our blindness, these things seem unaffecting. We make fables to hide the baldness of the fact and conform it, as we say, to the higher law of the mind. [But to the wise] a fact is true poetry, and the most beautiful of fables. If Emerson is right, and I believe he is, then to all who would divine its presence, the miracle of life, natural and unalloyed, is made manifest in every living thing. Yes, in Jesus, who indeed was a son of God—even as we each have the potential to be sons and daughters of God—and in his words and deeds, but not uniquely there. As the author of the New Testament book of Hebrews reminds us, "Some have entertained angels unawares." If angels may be defined as the incarnation of the divine in the ordinary, awakening to the miracle of life entails not so much a discovery of the supernatural, but rather a discovery of the super in the natural. Each of us, of course, must assume the responsibility for awakening. Others may be responsible for our being born, but what we make of our lives, how deeply and intensively we live, is our responsibility, and ours alone. Having accepted life as a gift for ourselves, we are then charged to revere the presence of this same gift in others. As long as we take life for granted, our regard for it is cheapened and this affects the way we treat others, even those closest to us. Part of being born again, in a Unitarian Universalist way, lies in waking up to the fact that all of life is a gift. The world does not owe us a living, we owe the world a living, our own. With this in mind, redemption too takes on a different connotation. Think for a moment about the marketplace meaning of redemption. We have a coupon. It is worth almost nothing in and of itself. One tenth of a cent, they say. But when we redeem that coupon, we receive something that does have intrinsic value. The same is true of us. In and of themselves our individual lives may be worth very little, but when redeemed, they are translated into something of immeasurable value. By this interpretation, redemption has little to do with escaping death. Instead, it involves discovering and acting upon life’s hidden yet abundant richness. And should we happen to graduate to another life (a possibility little more remote than that there should be life in the first place) to live well and deeply in this life must surely be the best preparation imaginable for advancing to the next.

As with all theological issues, Unitarian Universalists represent a broad spectrum of views when it comes to life after death (transmigration, resurrection, extinction, immortality). Most of us, however, view death not as something unnatural, but as a natural passage-like birth, one of the hinges upon which life turns. Perhaps a more organic metaphor would serve even better. Barbara Holleroth, a Unitarian Universalist pastoral counselor, writes, "It is sometimes said that we are born as strangers into the world and that we leave it when we die. But in all probability we do not come into the world at all. Rather, we come out of it, in the same way that a leaf comes out of the tree or a baby from its mother’s body. We emerge from deep within its range of possibilities, and when we die we do not so much stop living as take on a different form. So the leaf does not fall out of the world when it leaves the tree. It has a different way and place to be within it." Such insights are awakenings. Awakening is not a moment, but an ongoing process. By remaining open to experiencing the mystery of life anew, we are born again and again. Each time we encounter life’s transcending mystery and are moved to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces that create and uphold us, we awaken. I began awakening some forty years ago when I opened Thomas Jefferson’s Bible and realized that Jesus’ life was not special because he was more than human or other than human. It was special because Jesus fully realized the promise of his humanity. I had no idea then, that Thomas Jefferson had Unitarian leanings. Nor did I have the faintest inkling that I would later become a Unitarian Universalist minister. But I can see now that the seed of this life-affirming faith of ours was planted then in the heart of a ten-year-old boy. I may no longer accept the answers offered to me by my Presbyterian Sunday school teacher. But her questions turned out to be right. Where do we come from? Who are we? Where are we going? How do we attain salvation, that is, spiritual health or wholeness? How can we live a life befitting our promise? How should we face death? And how, when our lives reach their close, can we be sure they will have been worth dying for?

Chapter Two Experience John A. Buehrens (Note: This excerpt contains only the final four pages of this chapter.) The difference between the two sides of our denominational family was once summarized by a minister who knew both Universalist and Unitarian congregations. Thomas Starr King grew up a Massachusetts Universalist, then became the pastor of the First Unitarian Church in San Francisco as the Civil War was beginning. He is credited for "saving California for the Union," and the Unitarian Universalist seminary in Berkeley is named for him. "The Universalists believe that God is too good to damn them," said Starr King, "whereas the Unitarians believe they are too good to be damned!" And indeed our Universalist heritage continues to challenge the Unitarian tendency to be "fit but few." We are challenged to reach out to all sorts and conditions of people, to be open to the individual character of all human religious experience. A friend of mine once wrote a historical novel set in the American West of the nineteenth century. In it, a young man is asked about religion. "I ain’t got no experience," he replies. What he means, of course, is that he has not converted; he has not confessed his sinful nature, given his heart to Jesus, or come forward at a revival meeting. But as the story develops, he (along with the country) grows and changes, and his reply becomes more and more ironic. The point is we all have experience, but our experience may not always fit conventional or expected religious patterns. "I’m not religious," people sometimes claim. "Then tell me about your experience," I say in return. We may not be conventionally pious, but we all experience life, and there are religious dimensions to explore within that experience. Emerson knew this. After having lost his father at the age of nine and suffering the death of his five-year-old son, he wrote "Experience," the most sad but most profound essay he ever wrote. "We wake," he said, "and find ourselves on a stair; there are stairs below us which we seem to have ascended; there are stairs above us, many a one, which go upward and out of sight." As hinted at in this brief passage and demonstrated throughout his life and writings, Emerson’s response to the mystery of life and presence of death was, if not conventionally, profoundly religious. Based not on revelation, but on his own difficult experiences, Emerson discovered within himself and yet transcending him, something deeper and higher than his grief. He discovered it not on a ladder to heaven, but on earthly stairs, representing a sense of indebtedness to those who have preceded us and of obligation to those who will come after we are gone. Yet the renewal, the affirmation, the wonder at being alive, can only come in the present, while we have time to be amazed and grateful. I make the same point to those who tell me, "I don’t believe in God." "Tell me about the God that you don’t believe in," I often reply. "The chances are that I don’t believe in ‘Him’ either." I believe, as Dag Hammarskjold did, that "God does not die on the day when we cease to believe

in a personal deity. But we die on the day when our lives cease to be illuminated by the steady radiance, renewed daily, of a wonder, the source of which is beyond all reason." Similarly, Emerson said, "It is not what we believe, but the universal impulse to believe . . . that is the principal fact." Through our own direct experience we too may , discover a profound sense of wonder about the gift of life and be led to gratitude, renewal of the spirit, and ; openness to the forces that create and uphold life. "Belief is many things," said one of our modern leaders, A. Powell Davies, "and so is disbelief. But religion is something that happens to you when you open your mind to truth, your conscience to justice, and your heart to love." In Unitarian Universalist congregations we do not try to make one another fit a given pattern of experience. But we do discover together that there are religious dimensions in all our varied human experience. For us, religious experience is direct and personal. It may be joyous—a transformative moment of awakening like being present at a child’s birth. Or it may be as painful as the birth itself or as wrenching as grief. Sometimes it takes something very close to our own death, or the death of someone we love, to break through our usual defenses and remind us what a gift it is to be alive and to be able to love. Part of all authentic experience is deeply inward—beginning to trust what Channing called "the power of God within." But often it is dependent upon the agency of others whose insight, courage, or love helps expand our idea of what human life can be. This is why Unitarian Universalists choose to gather in religious communities, where other individuals and, yes, a whole tradition, help us to keep heart and conscience and mind receptive. In our churches and fellowships we are constantly invited to "accept the Universe," to emphasize "practical religion," to give the world "not hell, but hope and courage." I discovered this way to wonder and spiritual renewal nearly a quarter century ago, and shall always be grateful. Not only is my religion grounded in my own direct experience, but it is also sustained by the experience of others. Like Judith Sargent Murray, I may not "descend with celebrity to posterity," but I do hope to make the world a bit better for those who come after me. With her and with Emerson, you and I share this human experience: we are on the stairs.

 

PROOF THAT MAN (THE CLERGY) REALLY WROTE THE BIBLE - NOT GOD

Posted at 4:48 AM, Dec. 4, 2005

Why Women And The Bible Don’t Mix

 

After thousands of years of recorded history, we’re just now arriving at a point where women are starting to receive fair and equal treatment in many societies. It’s an irrefutable historical fact that some of the major sources of this unsolicited oppression were drawn from references of women’s treatment in the Old and New Testaments. This will show that the Bible takes a clear and undeniable stance in its advocation for the unequal treatment of women. Furthermore, I will prove that the authors of the Bible intended for women to play the role of a man’s servant from birth until death. I will consistently and successfully defend this position using the words of God, allegedly speaking through Moses. Through this demonstration, I hope you will see that the incredibly dishonest teachings of Moses arose from an earthly source inferior to an omniscient deity. Subsequent works of Paul and his peers show only how gullible they were in so readily accepting the Old Testament scriptures as fact.

After reading this, I hope you will have a greater awareness of how the Bible instructs men to treat women. More importantly, I hope you will appreciate the lack of divine inspiration behind such commands encouraging this mistreatment. The only alternative is to conclude, yet again, that a deity with desires this immoral is clearly not worthy of observance.

 

 

The Rules Of Marriage

 

Let’s start our analysis at the "beginning." Everyone has heard the story of God becoming angry with Adam and Eve for eating the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden. Although God punishes both for disobeying his directions, the author clearly places the majority of the blame on Eve for tempting her husband. God says to Eve, "thy desire is to be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee" (Genesis 3:16). Since the other suppressing punishments on the couple, such as Eve’s childbirth pains, are still in effect, we have no justifiable reason to think that the servitude punishment applies solely to Eve and not the gender as a whole. If the Bible is the true word of God, this passage demonstrates his desire for women to live life in subservience to men. In actuality, however, someone most likely invented this portion of the patently unreliable story as a justification for the ongoing inferior treatment of women.

Chapter 21 of Exodus provides us with some very detailed instructions from God on women and marriage. For example, in the instance that a father sells his daughter to another man who is not pleased with her, she must be redeemed. Regardless of the amount of satisfaction that the girl provides for the man, God’s rules still allow him to acquire another wife. If he so chooses, the first wife is not allowed to leave unless her master refuses her food, clothing, or other marriage duties (Exodus 21:7-11). These words would later serve as justification for men, such as King David, who had hundreds of wives and concubines. We’ve also learned in this passage that women are to be sold as slaves and treated as sex objects. If you dislike this conclusion and still believe the Bible to be the divinely inspired word of God, you must either unwillingly follow God’s derogatory and dehumanizing orders or take an opposing position against the almighty.

The demoralizing instructions for daughter selling aren’t the only rules of marriage that God sanctions. If a man decides he no longer wants to be married to his wife, he can attempt to have her killed by claiming that she lost her virginity prior to their marriage. Following this accusation, the woman must then provide sufficient physical evidence, such as a bloodstain, to demonstrate that his accusations are fraudulent. In the event that she fails to prove her innocence of this "crime," she is to be stoned to death because of this utmost act of disgrace. Guilty until proven innocent is the law within God’s court. Any woman who accidentally tears her hymen due to an injury or other non-sexual act is simply out of luck because she could never prove her virginity. Thus, she would be at the mercy of her husband throughout her entire life. If evidence is produced to exonerate the woman in question, the accuser is fined a couple pounds of silver and forced to stay married until death (Deuteronomy 22:13-21). In this case, what does the man really have to lose?

Some rules following the death of a man are relevant to his wife’s well-being. According to the rules of Moses, the deceased father’s inheritance goes entirely to his sons. If he has no son, it goes to the daughters. After that, the inheritance should go to the closest male relatives (Numbers 27:8-11). Not only do the boys of the household have priority over the girls, the wife is also noticeably absent from the will. Instead, God’s law forces her to marry her husband’s brother, provided she doesn’t already have a son with her former husband. However, the brother-in-law has the right to refuse the marriage; the woman does not (Deuteronomy 25:5-9).

Menstruation is a natural occurrence in the lives of most women. However, the God of the Pentateuch despises this biologically necessary bodily process and gives instructions on how to deal with these treacherous circumstances. During menstruation, God deems the woman unclean. No one shall have any contact with her for seven days or until the bleeding stops. God deems anyone or anything she touches unclean. If she touches another person, God deems that person unclean until he bathes. In fact, the same goes for anyone who touches something that she previously touched (Leviticus 15:19-30). All this uncleanliness is resolved by needlessly killing two doves. Admittedly, there are similar laws for male ejaculation, but men can actually suppress these events to some extent.

Childbirth is another natural event that God deems foul. If a woman gives birth to a boy, she will be unclean for seven days while she undergoes the same ritual for her menstrual period. She must then be purified for thirty-three days and barred from entering worship during this time. If she produces a girl, the sentence of solitary confinement is doubled to fourteen and sixty-six days, respectively (Leviticus 12:1-5). In addition to God unfairly designating women as filthy individuals following childbirth, this passage heavily insinuates that girls are dirtier than boys because it punishes a woman more harshly for giving birth to a female child.

 

Woman’s Darkest Hour

 

Rape, the paramount fear of many women, rears its ugly head in the Bible as well. Fortunately, God ensures that the authors list it as a crime under a few circumstances. Unfortunately, God permits the sexual violation of women on more than one occasion. More unfortunately, the fine for committing one of the most heinous acts known to man without God’s permission is only a pound of silver to her father and a forced marriage to the victim if she’s not already engaged or married (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Yes, God’s idea of justice for the female victim is to be horrendously punished again by forcing her to marry the man who savagely attacked her. This disgusting rule is nowhere near what most people would consider an ethical resolution, and it’s certainly not a decision rendered by any court I’d like to be facing.

If a man rapes an engaged virgin who doesn’t cry loud enough to draw attention, the community should consider the attack consensual if it took place within the city. Thus, the whore must be stoned to death per God’s instructions. It obviously doesn’t matter if the woman is too scared to scream because the law makes no such exception. The man will be stoned to death as well, not because he committed a brutal atrocity against the woman, but only because he "violated another man’s wife" (Deuteronomy 22:24). Note the shamefully sharp contrast in disciplinary action between raping a woman with a husband and raping a woman without a husband: death versus a pound of silver. Since it’s all the same to the woman, it now becomes clear that God feels the husband is the one who is the victim of the attack.

As I previously mentioned, the Bible regrettably provides some situations in which rape is entirely permissible, even encouraged, by the Hebrew god. Recall the rule of marriage specifying how a man can force his daughter to marry and sleep with another man. This in itself is completely reprehensible and rises to the level of rape if the woman is unwilling, but the outlook for women only worsens as we continue our reading.

In the matter of Moses’ war victory over the Midianites, God had previously commanded him to build an army and defeat the enemy. After successful completion of this task, his army takes thousands of war prisoners. Moses then orders his army to kill the remaining men, boys, and women who have already slept with a man, "but all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves" (Numbers 31:17-18). If taking a human war trophy based solely on the prisoner’s gender and sexual status isn’t implied permission to commit rape, I honestly don’t know what is. Even God receives thirty-two virgins as his share of the spoils, but they’re handed over to the priest for obvious reasons (Numbers 31:40-41).

The "women children" mentioned in the passage certainly included young girls. Some female inhabitants of the city had to have been several years away from entering puberty, but don’t pretend these barbaric savages capable of killing defenseless women thought twice about waiting a few years for the girls to mature. Well, what eventually becomes of these foreign women kidnapped in battle?

When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall by thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her. (Deuteronomy 21:10-14).

 

More Old Testament Atrocities

 

One other mistreatment by omission should come to mind upon completion of reading the Pentateuch: the failure to mention the explicit impermissibility of sexual relations between fathers and daughters. The only such instance that comes to mind is the record of Lot’s daughters getting him drunk to become pregnant by him (Genesis 19:30-38). However, the author tells the story using disturbingly tranquil commentary. Had God considered this a reprehensible act, one would assume that it would be noted in some way for its distastefulness. In fact, Moses provides a long list of people with whom we are not to have sexual contact in Leviticus 20:10-21, but noticeably absent from this list is the debauchery of a father with his daughter. We also know from previous analyses that daughters are the sole property of their fathers. Finally, we can safely assume that these father-daughter relationships existed thousands of years ago, as they secretly do now. The omission of this regulation can only lead to the conclusion that it was permissible, or at least somewhat condonable, for a father to rape his daughters.

The historical books, Joshua through Esther, begin the popular trend of multiple-wife lifestyles. Among those who have several wives and/or concubines are Gideon, Elkanah, David, Rehoboam, Abijah, and Solomon, who I believe is the winner with 700 wives and 300 concubines. Even so, divinely inspired biblical authors wholeheartedly claim that God looks upon these men favorably. Would we expect God to view these individuals in a positive light if this lifestyle was displeasing to the almighty?

We find several more cruelties perpetrated against women in these historical books. Such atrocities include a woman given away as a prize (Judges 1:12-13); a woman offered as a sacrifice (Judges 11:29-39); married daughters given to other people (Judges 15:2); rape, murder, and mutilation by a mob; (Judges 19:22-30); abduction of virgins (Judges 21:7-23); purchasing of wives (Ruth 4:10 and 1 Samuel 18:25-27); and God punishing David by allowing his son to sleep with his wives and concubines, an act for which the women were later imprisoned (2 Samuel 12:11-12, 16:22, 20:3).

If you read the book of Proverbs, you will find more sayings than I care to list that reiterate how women can be evil, strange, adulterous, foolish, contentious, etc. The book concludes with an observation on the rarity of a virtuous woman. According to the author, if you find one such woman, she’s worth far more than rubies (Proverbs 31:10). Enlightened readers, on the other hand, should quickly realize that all humans are more valuable than material possessions, regardless of their sex, color, or creed.

The books of prophecy, Isaiah through Malachi, have the most vivid images of God tormenting women. Some examples of God’s actions not previously covered include the giving away of people’s wives (Jeremiah 8:10), justifying a woman being raped (Jeremiah 13:22), making men "become as women" (Jeremiah 50:37), denouncing menstruation (Ezekiel 18:6), telling Hosea to acquire a wife that he knew would be purchased (Hosea 3:1-2), aborting children in their mothers’ wombs (Hosea 9:11-12 and 13:16), ridiculing an army by labeling them women (Nahum 3:13), and taking part in a war concluding with women being raped (Zechariah 11:4). Again, I don’t feel there’s any reason to worry over such matters because none of this will ever happen due to direct intervention by the fictitious version of God depicted in the Old Testament.

 

New Testament Atrocities

 

The outlook doesn’t substantially improve for women in the New Testament either. The author of Ephesians insists that wives should submit to their husbands in everything (5:22-24). While it’s true that the author later instructs men to love their wives and treat them well, what does a devout Christian woman do when her husband decides to break the bounds of his instructions by asking her to embrace something she knows is evil? Remember, the woman has no right to divorce the man. In addition, the author fails to mention the existence of any out clause for her in such a situation. It would appear as though she has no choice but to comply with his orders if she is to obey the words in the scripture.

The authors of Colossians, Titus, and 1 Peter all agree that women should submit to their husbands (3:18, 2:5, and 3:1, respectively). The books of Peter also forbid women to wear any type of decorative jewelry to adorn their bodies (1 Peter 3:2-6), refer to women as the weaker vessel of the couple (1 Peter 3:7), and deem Lot to be a righteous man even though he once offered his daughters as a suitable alternative for homosexual rapists surrounding his house (2 Peter 2:8 referring to Genesis 19:4-8). A man with the immoral qualities of Lot cannot be regarded as righteous unless you discount the inherent rights of all people, more specifically, the inherent rights of women.

The author of Timothy also follows suit with his bigoted opinions of women. Like Peter, he says that females shouldn’t wear decoration or try to usurp authority over their husbands. Instead, women should remain silent and fully submissive to them. As he also declares that Adam was not the one who was deceived in the Garden of Eden, Eve is clearly the party implicated as being responsible for the downfall of man (1 Timothy 2:9-15). This author isn’t particularly kind to widows either. He says we should leave these women in need because their rewards will arrive as an answer to prayer. A widow experiencing pleasure while she’s still alive, on the other hand, is already dead in the afterlife. In the author’s eyes, the only respectable widows are at least sixty years old, have had only one husband, and have been well known for their positive accomplishments in life. In contrast, younger widows aren’t worth assisting because they eventually remarry, become idle, or venture from house to house with their gossip (1 Timothy 5:5-15).

As we discussed near the beginning of this book, Paul is no doubt the single most important figure in getting Christianity to where it is today. Unfortunately, he is also one of the most sexist people you’ll find in the New Testament. Paul is very adamant in his belief that women aren’t useful for much more than sexually satisfying their husbands. He even remarks that it’s good for a man to refrain from touching a woman, but he realizes the need for a man to have sexual contact and permits each to have a wife (1 Corinthians 7:1-2).

Paul also tells a story in his letter to the Romans about men "leaving the ‘natural use’ of the woman" to have sexual relations with other men (Romans 1:27). The passage is more or less saying that the natural use of a woman is to function as a derogatory sexual outlet for a man. He continues to spread his bigoted beliefs in a letter to the Corinthians by unambiguously declaring the man to be the head of the woman, similar to the way that Jesus is the authority figure for men. Paul also says women, who are the glory of men, were made for men, who are the glory of God (1 Corinthians 11:3-9). The clearly implied chain of importance goes Christ first, man second, and woman last.

Paul also establishes a few ground rules before the men can bring their women to church. The women are to choose between concealing their heads and having their hair completely shaven. Later, Paul takes away the latter choice by declaring a shaved head to be a disgrace in need of covering (1 Corinthians 11:5-7). He also doesn’t permit women to speak in church because that also is a shame. If they have a question concerning the material, they must ask their husbands at home. Paul also reminds us once again, "they are commanded to be under obedience" according to the law (1 Corinthians 14:34-35). If you ever attend a Southern Baptist church, you will notice that its members tend to remain clung to these values in some fashion. Unfortunately, some ultra-conservative members continue to take these biblical guidelines into their homes.

 

Are Women Equal To Men?

 

Dozens more examples of cruelty to women exist throughout the Bible, but I feel this will be sufficient in making my case. Women had suffered terribly for thousands of years because of what men, not any god, wrote in the Bible. To some extent, women still endure coarse treatment stemming from their own religious beliefs and those observed by their husbands. I hope you realize that the authors of the Pentateuch were not divinely inspired to write declarations of women as the sole property of men. Instead, the books should once again read as though some group is depending upon the gullibility of the people to serve their own desires. In essence, the Old Testament authors misled the New Testament authors into believing that they actually recorded the "wonderful" and "loving" God’s authentic orders. Not knowing any other society than the one in which they were raised, the New Testament authors felt compelled to endorse these regulations.

Many Christians continue to adhere to these cruel, senseless, and morally bankrupt codes, but most have illogically reasoned their way out of following God’s eternal commands. Many Christians have declared that the Old Testament regulations died when Jesus arrived, but three key verses can once again tell us that this simply isn’t a valid deduction. "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil" (Matthew 5:7). "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled" (Matthew 5:18). "And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail" (Luke 16:17). Furthermore, as the New Testament instructions postdate Jesus’ life, the failed suggestion doesn’t even attempt to resolve the problems created by New Testament authors. Even if we allow the repeal of these old traditions, does this act justify centuries of biblical oppression? For the reasons presented, I urge all men to use their intrinsic common decency, not the Bible, when deciding how to treat a woman.

 

Genesis

God punishes Eve, and all women after her, with the pains of childbirth and subjection to men. 3:16

I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes."
Lot refuses to give up his angels to the perverted mob, offering his two "virgin daughters" instead. He tells the bunch of angel rapers to "do unto them [his daughters] as is good in your eyes." This is the same man that is called "just" and "righteous" in 2 Pet.2:7-8.

Lot lied about his daughters being "virgins" in 19:8. But it was a "just and righteous" lie, intended to make them more attractive to the sex-crazed mob. 19:14

Lot [the just and righteous (2 Pet.2:7-8)] offers his daughters to a crowd of angel rapers. 19:8

Lot lied about his daughters being "virgins" in 19:8. But it was a "just and righteous" lie, intended to make them more attractive to the sex-crazed mob. 19:14

Lot's nameless wife looks back, and God turns her into a pillar of salt. 19:26

Lot and his daughters camp out in a cave for a while. The daughters get their "just and righteous" father drunk, and have sexual intercourse with him, and each conceives and bears a son (wouldn't you know it!). Just another wholesome family values Bible story. 19:30-38

Honest Abe does the same "she's my sister" routine again, for the same cowardly reason. And once again, the king just couldn't resist Sarah -- even though by now she is over 90 years old. (See Gen.12:13-20 for the first, nearly identical, episode.) 20:2

"The Lord visited Sarah" and he "did unto Sarah as he had spoken." And "Sarah conceived and bare Abraham a son." (God-assisted conceptions never result in daughters.) 21:1-2

 

Leviticus

God kills Aaron's sons for offering strange fire before the Lord 10:1-2

"And Aaron held his peace." Aaron just watched as his sons were burnt to death by God. 10:1-3

Women are dirty and sinful after childbirth, so God prescribes rituals for their purification. If a boy is born, the mother is unclean for 7 days and must be purified for 33 days; but if a girl is born, the mother is unclean for 14 days and be purified for 66 days. This is because, in the eyes of God, girls are twice as dirty as boys. 12:1-5

After a woman gives birth, a priest must kill a lamb, pigeon, or dove as a sin offering. This is because having children is sinful and God likes it when things are killed for him. 12:6-8

"For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall surely be put to death." Couldn't we try spanking first? 20:9

If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11

If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both. 20:12

If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of your must be burned to death. 20:14

Don't have sex with your sister, uncle's wife, or your brother's wife -- and tell them to wear clothes whenever you're around. 20:17, 19-21

A priest's daughter who "plays the whore" is to be burned to death. 21:9

God describes the torments that he has planned for those who displease him. The usual stuff: plagues, burning fevers that will consume the eyes, etc. but he reserves the worst for the little children. He says "ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it," "I will send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children," and "ye shall eat the flesh of your sons and daughters." 26:16-39

 

1 Samuel

"He [Samuel's father] had two wives." Once again, by its silence, the Bible endorses polygamy. 1:2

"The Lord had shut up her [Hannah's] womb." Why? The Bible doesn't say. Maybe God had nothing better to do. 1:5

"And Elkanah knew Hannah his wife; and the Lord remembered her [he probably said something like, "Oh yeah, she's the one whose womb I shut up."]. And Hannah conceived and "bare a son [Oh boy, another boy!], and called his name Samuel." 1:19-20

David and Saul have a contest to see who can kill the most people for God, and the women act as cheerleaders saying, "Saul has killed his thousands, and David his tens of thousands." 18:6-7

David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife (Saul's daughter Michal). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling generous. 18:25-27

The priest tells David that he and his men can eat the "hallowed" bread if "they have kept themselves at least from women." David assures the priest that they have and that "the vessels of the young men are holy." So it'd be OK for them to eat the holy bread. 21:4-5

"And it came to pass about ten days after, that the Lord smote Nabal, that he died." This was convenient for David who then took his property and his wife, Abigail. 25:38

David takes his second wife (Abigail) after God killed her husband (Nabal). He also, at the same time, took another wife (#3), Abinam. In the meantime, Saul gave Michal (his daughter and David's first wife) to another man. 25:41-44

David just keeps getting more wives. God doesn't seem to mind a bit. 30:5

2 Samuel

David, by this time, has at least seven wives (Michal, Ahinoam, Abigail, Maacah, Haggith, Abital, and Ehlah), and he was just getting started. 3:2-5

David says, "deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for a hundred foreskins of the Philistines." Well, he actually paid with two hundred foreskins (see 1 Sam.18:25-27). 3:14

Michal was bought by David with 200 Philistine foreskins (1 Sam.18:25-27), then she was "given" to Phatiel (1 Sam.25:44), and then "taken back" by David. Poor Phatiel must have loved her dearly since he "went along weeping behind her." 3:15-16

"And David took him more concubines and wives." (How many? God knows I suppose, but he doesn't tell us in the Bible.) 5:13

David sees a woman (Bathsheba) bathing and likes what he sees. so he sends for her and commits adultery with her "for she was purified from her uncleanness." She conceives and bears a son (of course). 11:2-5

David tells Joab (his captain) to send Bathseba's husband (Uriah) to "the forefront of the hottest battle ... that he may be smitten and die." In this way, David gets another wife. 11:15, 11:17, 11:27

"Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, I anointed thee king over Israel ... and I gave thee ... thy master's wives." 12:7-8

God is angry at David for having Uriah killed. As a punishment, he will have David's wives raped by his neighbor while everyone else watches. It turns out that the "neighbor" that God sends to do his dirty work is David's own son, Absalom (16:22). 12:11-12

To punish David for having Uriah killed, God kills Bathsheba's baby boy. 12:14-18

After Bathsheba's baby is killed by God, David comforts her by going "in unto her." She conceives and bears another son (Solomon). 12:24

Ammon (David's son) says to his half-sister Tamar, "Come lie with me, my sister." But she resists, so he rapes her and then sends her away. Tamar, knowing that she now belongs to him (since she was a virgin), expects him to marry her, but he refuses. 13:1-22

David leaves ten of his concubines home to clean house. 15:16

Absalom "went in unto his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel." This was according the God's plan as announced in 2 Sam.12:11-12. 16:21-22

To punish his ten concubines for being raped by his son, Absalom (See 16:21-22), David refuses to ever again have sex with them and forces them to "keep house" for the rest of their lives. 20:3

1 Kings

Proverbs

God warns us about the dangers of "strange women." Strange men are OK though. 2:16-19

The feet of strange women "go down to death," and "her steps take hold on hell." 5:3-5

Watch out for those evil, strange, and whorish women. 6:24-26

A woman that seduces a man is evil -- the man is just an innocent victim. 7:5-27

We are warned again about "foolish women" who are "simple" and "knoweth nothing," who drag their guests into "the depths of hell." 9:13-18

A fair woman without discretion is like a golden jewel in a pig's snout. 11:22

Avoid living with "brawling" women. 21:9

Try not to live with "contentious" or "angry" women. 21:19

"Strange women" have "deep pits" for mouths into which fall those whom God hates. 22:14

"Whores" and "strange women" lie around waiting to trap innocent men. 23:27-28

Don't even look at any "strange women." If you do, you will utter perverse things. 23:33

Avoid living with "brawling" women. 25:24

"Contentious women" are like "a continual dropping on a very rainy day." There are no contentious men. Well, maybe there are a few, but they are like sunny spring days. 27:15

Adulterous women eat, wipe their mouths, and say "what a good girl am I." 30:20

One of the four things that the earth cannot bear is: an odious woman when she is married." 30:21, 23

Don't give your strength to women. 31:3

"Who can find a virtuous woman?" Virtuous men are much more common. 31:10

Song of Solomon

"There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number." 6:8

Isaiah

Isaiah shows his contempt for women by saying that things have gotten so bad for his people that "women rule over them." 3:12

God will "smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion" and "will discover their secret parts" since he doesn't like the way they dress and walk. 3:16-17

After God takes away the women's jewelry and perfume, "discovers their secret parts," and makes them all bald and stinking, he'll kill their husbands. Women will then become so desperate that "seven women will take hold of one man, saying ... let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach." 4:1

After God "washed away the filth" from the women and killed the men, he set up "a cloud and smoke by day" and a "flaming fire by night

 

Hosea

God tells Hosea to commit adultery, saying "take ... a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms" because the land has "committed great whoredom." So Hosea did as God commanded and "took" a wife named Gomer. 1:2-3

God (or Hosea?) tells his children that their mother is a whore who is not his wife. He asks them to tell their mother to "put away her whoredoms" and "her adulteries from between her breasts" or he'll "strip her naked ... and slay her with thirst." 2:2-3

God "will not have mercy upon ... the children of whoredoms. For their mother hath played the harlot." 2:4-5

God says he "will discover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers." 2:10

God acts like a jealous lover. 2:13

God tells Hosea to "love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress." 3:1

So Hosea buys a wife for 15 pieces of silver and one and a half homers of barley. 3:2

Committing whoredom by going a whoring with the spirit of whoredom. 4:10

If you misbehave, God will make your daughters "commit whoredom" and your wife "commit adultery." 4:13

Israel has "gone a whoring" and has "loved a reward upon every cornfloor." 9:1

God will induce miscarriages and kill the children of Ephraim. 9:11-12

"O Lord: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts." 9:14

"I will slay even the beloved fruit of their womb." 9:16

God will punish Israel by "dashing" together mothers and their children. 10:14

Because the Samaritans chose to worship another deity, Godwill dash their infants to pieces and their "women with child shall be ripped up." 13:16

 

Numbers

The people "commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab." 25:1

Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins -- Wow! (Even God gets some of the booty -- including the virgins.) 31:1-54

 

Deuteronomy

If you see a pretty woman among the captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and "go in unto her." Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go." 21:11-14

If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. 22:13-21

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die." 22:22

If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." 22:23-24

If a woman is raped in the country, then only the man shall die (since there was no one to hear her if she cried out.) 22:25

If a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin, he must pay her father 50 shekels of silver and then marry her. 22:28

"A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt." 22:30

You can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis has been cut off. 23:1

God lays down the law regarding wet dreams. "If there be among you any man that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night ..." 23:10

If a man dies without having a child, his brother shall "go in unto" his dead brother's wife. If he refuses, the dead man's wife is to loosen his shoe and spit in his face. 25:5-10

If two men fight and the wife of one grabs the "secrets" of the other, "then thou shalt cut off her hand" and "thine eye shall not pity her." 25:11-12

 

Judges 19

19:22-30) After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest's concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "abuse her all night." The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes it home. Then he chops the body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel (Parcel Post?). The story, which must be one of the most disgusting stories ever told, ends with: "consider of it, take advice, and speak your mind." Those who do consider it will immediately reject the idea that the Bible is inspired by God. Hopefully, they then will speak their mind.

David sees a woman (Bathsheba) bathing and likes what he sees. so he sends for her and commits adultery with her "for she was purified from her uncleanness." She conceives and bears a son (of course

Ammon (David's son) says to his half-sister Tamar, "Come lie with me, my sister." But she resists, so he rapes her and then sends her away. Tamar, knowing that she now belongs to him (since she was a virgin), expects him to marry her, but he refuses. 13:1-22

 

Proverbs

"Let her breasts satisfy thee at all times." 5:18

"Come let us take our fill of love until the morning." 7:18

One of the four "wonderful" things is "the way of a man with a maid." 30:18-19

Song of Solomon

"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine." A fitting beginning for a pornographic poem. 1:2

"He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts." 1:13

"I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." 2:3

"His left hand is under my head and his right hand doth embrace me." She asks not to be disturbed "till he please." 2:6-7

Our heroine takes her lover into her mother's bedroom and asks not to be disturbed "till he please." 3:4-5

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 4:5

"Come ... blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits." 4:16

"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." 5:4

"My hands dropped with myrrh.... I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself." 5:5-6

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 7:1-3

"How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine." 7:6-8

"Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give thee my loves." 7:12

"His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.... Stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please." 8:3-4

"We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts ... But my breasts [are] like towers." 8:8-10

Isaiah

God "will discover their secret parts." 3:16-17

Isaiah has sex with a prophetess who conceives and bears a son. (You weren't expecting a daughter, were you?) God then tells Isaiah to call his name Mathershalalhashbaz. (It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?)

More talk of harlots who have sex under every tree. 3:6

Judah commits adultery with "stocks and stones." 3:9

Jeremiah just can't quit talking about sex under the trees. 3:13

"As fed horses in the morning: everyone neighed after his neighbor's wife." 5:8

God compares the destruction of Jerusalem to the rape of a woman who deserves to be raped because she has sinned.

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God plans to expose Jerusalem's private parts to the world by lifting her skirt over her head, so to speak. He's seen her commit whoredoms and abominations and whatnot on the hills, and he's getting darned sick of it! 13:26-27

Lamentations

Jerusalem is compared to a naked woman who sighs and turns backward. "Her filthiness is in her skirts." 1:8-9

The adversary puts his hand upon "all her pleasant things. 1:10

When God gets angry at you he calls you a drunken whore. 4:21

Ezekiel

God dresses up Jerusalem, cleans off the blood that she was wallowing in, and compliments her on her nice hair and breasts. 16:6-7, 22 – DOES AN ABUSIVE MAN OF TODAY; SEE IKE TURNER.

Seeing that it is the time for love, God spreads his skirt over Jerusalem to cover her nakedness. 6:8

Jerusalem was a harlot who had sex with everyone that passed by. 16:15-16

 

 

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The great lies of religion, Parts 2-4

Posted at 4:38 AM, Dec. 4, 2005

Lie #2:

   'God is huge and unapproachable, and He wants you to labor,
struggle and live in guilt.'

~~~

   2000 years ago, they wouldn't even dare say the word
'God.'  God was distant, remote, and terrible.

   But Jesus had his own words for God, and he used them freely. 
They were controversial, even scandalous.

   His words for God: 

  'Daddy.'
 
   And 'Your heavenly father.'

   So when the Religious Gestapo condemned him for hanging out
with ruffians and women of ill-repute, he told an even more
scandalous story:

   'There was a man who had two sons.  The younger one said to
his father, 'Dad, I wish you were dead.  Why don't we pretend you
are dead, and give me my share of the family estate.'  So the
father divided his property between them.

   A few days later, the disrespectful son packed his bags and
headed for a distant land.  He squandered his inheritance on wine,
women and song.  And when he had spent everything, a great famine
arose in that country, and he got hungry.

   So he got a job feeding pigs.  (Jewish people considered pigs
to be utterly repulsive.)

   This young man would gladly have eaten the pods that the swine
ate; but no one gave him anything.

   But when he came to his senses, he said to himself, `How many
of my father's hired servants have bread enough and to spare, but
I'm here starving!  He went back to his father. But while he was
still far away, his father saw him and had compassion, and ran and
embraced him and kissed him.

   The son said, `Father, I have sinned against heaven and before
you; I am no longer worthy to be called your son.'

   But the father said to his servants, `Go get the best robe,
and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his
feet; and bring the fatted calf and kill it, and let us eat and
have a huge party; for this my son was dead, and is alive again;
he was lost, and is found.'

   Jesus sums it all up like this:  'I tell you, there will be
more joy in heaven over one sinner who comes back than over
ninety-nine people who are already good.'

   The father in the Prodigal Son story was not concerned with
his dignity.  He was not concerned with what was 'fair.'  When
his son wanted to go his own way, he let him go.  But he was
watching out the window the whole time, hoping he would come back.

   That's Jesus' picture of God - just like the father in this
story.  Loving.  Forgiving.  Approachable.  Not distant and
condemning.

  

 

Lie #3:

'You are not smart enough or good enough to think for
yourself.  We will do your thinking for you.'

~~~

  Do you know what the most important invention in the
history of the world was?

  It wasn't the computer.  And it sure wasn't the light bulb
or the telephone.  (Or even the electronic voting machine.)

  It was the printing press.

  In 1445, Johannes Gutenburg invented the world's first movable
type printing press.  He didn't know it, but he was unleashing a
revolution that continues to this day.  Even the mighty Internet
in 2005 is just an extension of Gutenberg's original,
revolutionary machine.

  The first book he printed was the Bible.  And that led
to controversy, too, because Luther translated it into
German, the people's language, instead of Latin, the
lingo of the religious elite.

   Suddenly, ordinary folks could not only afford a copy,
but they could read it for themselves instead of getting
some guy's self-serving interpretation.  Soon the cat was
out of the bag--there were copies scattered all over Europe.

   When people started to read it, they were alarmed at what
they saw, because between the covers of this book was an
amazing story that had seemingly little to do with the politics
and shell games they saw in some corners the church.

   Luther wrote a list of 95 accusations against the church --
priests taking bribes and granting 'indulgences', an
institution setting itself up as a 'middleman' between
man and God.

   He argued that God didn't need a middleman, or a
distributor, or an agent, or a bureaucracy.  People
could go direct to the source.

   This little 'schism' in Wurms, Germany unleashed a
firestorm of protest and permanently changed the way people
approached education.  No longer was a big, faceless institution
responsible for your spiritual progress -- YOU were.  Now that
you had the knowledge in your hands, you were accountable
before God to do something about it.

   I'm not trying to attack the Catholic church, by the
way.  The problem is not institutions per se; it's just
that it's always easier for us to mindlessly follow someone
else than to listen to God and use the minds He gave us.

   It's no coincidence that the scientific enlightenment and
industrial revolution began in earnest within 50 years of this. 
Not that it wasn't already underway (it had already gathered
considerable momentum) but now that ordinary folks had access
to knowledge and the freedom to pursue it, the possiblities
were limitless.

  The printing press took the handcuffs off of knowledge and
spirituality, and the world has never been the same.  Equal
access to knowledge empowered people everywhere, and it
was only natural that the Rennaisance, and in time, democracy
too would follow.

   What's troubling now is that most people still don't do anything
with the knowledge that's available to them.  Why would you accept
a 'canned' answer or empty platitude when you can open the book
and read about it for yourself?

  People have debates about Jesus, but most have never read the
real story--they just believe what they're told.  How sad.

   If you want a 'Just the facts ma'am' version of what really
happened, grab a Bible (please -- a modern English version that's
easy to read, not something from the 1600's) and read the book of
Luke.  A truly fascinating story will unfold. 

   I dare you to read for one hour and then stop!

   And you know what?  Nobody will need to tell you what it means. 
You'll be quite able to figure it out for yourself.

Lie #4

'Women are spiritually inferior and must bow to the
authority of men.'

~~~

  In the religious bureaucracy of the ancient world, women
were basically property.  If she burned his toast, he could
divorce her and send her away destitute.  If she saw a crime
in progress and reported it to the police, her testimony in
court would be thrown out--simply because she was female. 
Women weren't considered smart enough to recount what really
happened.

  Isn't that special?

  Get this.  Jesus gets crucified.  His body is taken down and
put in a guarded tomb.

   Three days later, some of his female friends come to the tomb,
the door is wide open, and nobody's inside.  They're shocked.  But
they're even more shocked when Jesus shows up.  He talks to them. 
These women are the first people to see this astonishing event and
report it.  The men don't believe it until they see for themselves.

   Well here's the kicker:  Had somebody invented this resurrection
story out of thin air, they would *never* have said that women found
the empty tomb--because women in that culture were considered
inferior and unreliable anyway.

   So what this demonstrates is:

1) It's highly unlikely this story is made up, because no person who
invents such a hoax would ever put women in this role.  The fact
that women are the first witnesses to this event strongly suggests
that Jesus DID actually rise from the dead.  A conclusion that
has staggering implications.

2) This also shows that Christianity considers women to be equal
to men.  Jesus had many women in his inner circle, and there were
female leaders and prophetesses in the early church.

   When religion runs amok, it's always in the interest of one of
three things:

   -Money-
   -Sex-
   -Power-

   Don't you agree?

   And what could be more convenient than for selfish men to shove
women around and say it's the will of God?

   You know, the thing about genuine spirituality is that it
isn't used as a weapon to control people.  Yes, Jesus gave
some pretty stern warnings and he talked about some heavy
subjects.  But how often do you see him bossing his followers
around?

   He didn't do that.  Instead, he took off their shoes and washed
their dirty feet to show them how they should serve each other.  His
life and death are the deep irony of God engaged in the
humble service of mankind.


 

FOR THOSE THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN "GOD"

Posted at 6:05 PM, Dec. 3, 2005

Even if you're an intellectual atheist who doesn't believe in mysteries you can't see, I encourage you to make Artemis your ally. The goddess of wild places, she asks you to believe that the best place to rest and recharge is not a luxurious spa where all your needs are attended to, but rather a lush wilderness deep in the middle of nowhere. Artemis loves the animals, and she loves the animal in you. She arouses your instinctual fertility, which may fill you with a kind of longing that awakens your creativity. A fierce nurturer, she feeds your soul by stirring your sense of adventure. She unleashes the wild woman within you, even if you're a man.                                  
 
                                                                     - Rob Brezsny, from Free Will Astrology 
 
 

 

There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening
That is translated through you into action,
And because there is only one of you in all time,
This expression is unique.

And if you block it,
It will never exist through any other medium
And be lost.
The world will not have it.
It is not your business to determine how good it is:
Nor how valuable it is: nor how it compares with other expressions.
It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly,
To keep the channel open.

You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work.
You have to keep open and aware directly
To the urges that motivate you.

Keep the channel open.
No artist is ever pleased
There is no satisfaction whatever at any time.
There is only a one, divine satisfaction,
A blessed unrest that keeps us marching
And makes us more alive than the others.
       - Martha Graham

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

THE "OTHER" REASON FOR THE RISE OF THE BLACK CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT THAT OUR AMERICAN GOVERNMENT STILL DENIES: An F.B.I. file exposed

Posted at 5:19 PM, Dec. 3, 2005

    Black and Red

A Journey Through Communism in the Black Community

 

Celeste Denman

Jackie Scullin

Ryan Goracy

 

* Background of Blacks and Communism

* Communism in the Harlem Renaissance

*W.E.B. DuBois

*Cyril Briggs

*Richard Wright

*Garvey vs. Briggs

*Current Communist Happenings

* Did You Know?

*texts

 

Black and Red

A History of Communism in African American Culture

            1919

 

The Communist party had its roots in black culture as early as 1919. African Blood Brotherhood leader, Cyril Briggs used his new magazine, the Crusader to argue that capital was “not divided by prejudice and nationality”.  He continually voiced and published his belief that trade unions were racist thus oppressing the working class African American population.  He spoke of Marx and how African Americans could find their home and be taken seriously within the Communist credo.  The African Blood Brotherhood union began to cooperate with Soviet alliances allowing men and women to have a platform and voice, in the eyes of Cyril Briggs.  The Communist Party organized by the Russian Federation declared its stance on the Negro question in 1920 promoting an united social class.  “ The Communist Party will carry on agitation among Negro workers to unite them with all class conscious workers.” (Record 20)  The Communist Party capitalized on the growing political consciousness of Negroes as they continued to migrate to large metropolitan areas.  Marcus Garvey, founder of the Universal Negro Improvement Association, became infuriated with these actions and thus began to focus on Briggs’s light skin, constantly calling him a white man who wished to destroy capital.  This conflict came to a head when Briggs sued for character defamation after numerous attacks verbally by Garvey. In 1927, African Americans spoke at the Communist International Fourth Congress Hearing.  Otto Huiswood argued that blacks could lead the freedom movement for all colored people in his monumental speech.  A year later, statistics showed the break down of actual Negro membership within the party: 14000 blacks had become red.   Lovet Fort Whiteman, the first African American to study in Moscow in 1924, proposed an American Negro Labor Congress to help strengthen the working class.  In 1928, Siberian, Charles Nasonor and thirty year old black American Harry Haywood attempted to resolve the conflict between assimilation and separation with their slogan, “a nation within a nation”, implying freedom through self determination.   They believed that the Negroes in the South shared a different psychological make up from years of slavery and torture and had evolved unknowingly into an untied people. As the popularity of the Communist movement spread through black cities, Cyril Briggs kept a wary eye on white chauvinism within the party.  He believed that with the presence of white power, the newly joined black supporters could not achieve their goals.  Blacks needed to be welcomed and not pitied.  They could not strive as a united people within a racial institution.  Numerous trials followed these accusations as a way to cleanse the communist party of racial ideas and racist white leaders and to prove to black supporters that they too belonged in the communist community.  They realized that the black social status was not much different from that of America as a whole; it had a small elite class a larger middle class of intellectuals and a large working class full of laborers and sharecroppers.  They decided to focus their energy on the lower class. 

Communist Actions

The Communist Party within America was to the first to battle and demonstrate against the Depression hunger era and unemployment.  They constantly fought evictions, supported female equality and defied the social ban on inter racial marriage.  The communist party flourished in the ghettos and slums, especially Harlem.  Here was a party that seemed to have the goal of the working class citizen in mind and was out in public, being vocal and defiant to white power.  In May of 1935, Howard University held a conference discussing the concerns of the status of the Negro.  It was there that the National Negro Congress was formed.  This newly formed congress signified the growing alliance between the Communists and the black intellectuals during the Popular Front Era.    The National Negro Congress participated in organized labor strikes, resistance to fascism and mass protest tactics against racism.  They fought against the disenfranchisement of the blacks and continually held job campaigns.  It seemed to be meeting the concerns and problems of the African American population. Three organizations united together in 1945: the National Negro Congress, the International Labor Defense and the National Federation for Constitutional Liberties.  This mergence created the Civil Rights Congress lead by Communist William Patterson.  The Civil Rights Congress fought for civil rights and defended victims of the Mc McCarthy era during his hunt for Communist infiltration. 

 

Goals of Communism and the Race Factor

            The UCP, or Untied Communist Party learned from the African Blood Brothers except in the theory of race relations and racism.  The Communists needed to respond to black ideology to gain this new majority’s support.  And so, the Communist party tried to humanize themselves in their dealings with African Americans.  They began to fight for reforms and adopted a philosophy of self-determination in the Black Belt in 1928.  (The Black Belt being the area of the south where slavery had been dominate)

            Whiteman believed that blacks saw oppression as stemming from a race more that a class situation and that this idea helped bond blacks together.  During the years 1928 and 1930 resolutions were made regarding black policy.  In the North the party believed blacks to be the national minority struggling for social and political equality, while in the South they held a powerful majority and they had the right to secede if they so desired.  They also adopted the credo that racism strengthened capitalism.  They needed to accept blacks in the party while still allowing them to maintain certain sense of uniqueness.  Up until this point, Communist activity south of the Mason Dixon line was negligible.  In 1931 the party made its first real effort in the South.  They set goals of creating unions of sharecroppers in Alabama and Louisiana.  The Sharecroppers Union was met with violent protests from racist whites and dissolved in 1936.   

The party’s prime aim during the twenties was to create and cultivate black leaders.  By sending such intellectuals as James W. Ford, vice presidential candidate in 1932, Eugene Gordon, journalist, and William L. Patterson to Moscow they thought that these newly trained individuals would come back and assert their leadership roles within the party.

The party also tried to work with other organizations including the NAACP during the 1930’s.  The Communist party applauded the changes that organizations had made, yet were not willing to compromise or change their ways.  They often criticized the leaders of the NAACP quite harshly.  During this time the Communist party put its faith with the Democratic Party, retracting insults they had flung earlier at Roosevelt.  They decided that the elite and big business corporations headed the Republican Party and felt that the Democratic Party met more of their needs.   The Party was organized in large urban districts such as New York.  Los Angles, Chicago and Detroit were also homes of the party.

During the 1940’s membership began to dwindle amongst blacks.  But with the appearance of Hitler on the scene, the Communist party began to look patriotic.   The National Negro Congress began advocating equal employment and sought to work with other groups and the national and community levels.  After the war, the Communist Party focused its attention on the Negro soldier demanding equal treatment and helped to create the Untied Negro and Allied Veterans of America. 

 


The Harlem Renaissance and Communism

Often associated with a flourishing of art, music and literature the Communist Party found a home in Harlem during the Depression.  They held a flexible and sophisticated set of aesthetic values made the Party attractive to many black artists.  The Party helped fund such cultural organizations as the Federal Negro Theatre, which employed 350 people and gave black playwrights a chance to come to life and the Federal Writers Project that studied the role and history of blacks on the New York scene.  They also funded the Harlem Community Arts Center, which helped to present a free stage for many of Harlem’s artists.  These projects gave a tremendous boost to the morale in Harlem.  In 1936 the Communist Party also began action to ensure equality in sports.

Some black intellectuals accused the Communists of funding such projects as the Federal Writers Project to make sure they only published revolutionary texts.  However, the real problem lay in the fact that these artistic values struck a chord with the middle class and intellectuals but not the working class.  So they set out to better the schools creating an organization called the Harlem Committee for Better Schools, which lasted, form 1935-1950.  This group was made up of parents, teachers, church leaders and community groups and helped to form alliances with schools in the area. 

W.E.B. Du Bois

 

“In the end Communism will triumph – I want to help bring that day”

 

“Stalin is a great man; few other men of the 20th century approach his stature.  He was simple, calm and courageous.”

 

               Although many equate W.E.B. DuBois with the Harlem Renaissance and the founding of the NAACP, toward the later years of his life, he joined the bandwagon of the Communist party with the belief that it would help end the oppression of the black race.  He had studied the works of Karl Marx in college and at the University of Berlin and had even attended socialist meetings, thus considering himself a socialist.  

                When he traveled to New York after his education he created the news magazine, The Crisis.  The Crisis held itself up to capitalist morals and thrived on donations from the wealthy.   Fellow colleagues, Mary Ovington. William English Walling and Charles Edward Russell helped to persuade Du Bois to join the socialist  party.

                With this newfound hope in the Communist party, DuBois traveled in 1926 to Communist lands.  Like many other black leaders he saw Communism as a way to uplift the black race and bring about equality.  And so, he officially joined the Communist party in 1961,. two years before his death.  Although he was the creator of the talented tenth theory, DuBois saw the validity of free education and discipline for growth and reform, two beliefs held by the Communist party. 

 


Cyril Briggs

 

         Cyril Briggs was born in 1888 on the Caribbean island of Nevis.  His father was a plantation overseer and this accounted for Briggs’s light complexion.  Briggs moved to Harlem in 1905 and launched his writing career, finally landing a job with the Amsterdam News in 1912.  In 1917 Briggs founded the African Blood Brotherhood (ABB).  He described his organization as a “revolutionary secret order” dedicated to armed resistance to lynching, opposition to all forms of racial discrimination, and voting rights for black Southerners.  The ABB also opposed American participation in WW1 and linked the struggle for black liberation in the US to the battle against European colonization in Africa.  In 1918 Briggs also started a new magazine called the “Crusader”.  It backed the Socialist Party electoral campaigns of A. Philip Randolph and exposed lynchings in the south and job discrimination in the north.  Briggs believed that the Negro’s true place was with labor and that Blacks would benefit from the triumph of labor and the destruction of the Capitol Civilization.  As a result he joined the Communist Party in 1921.    With the connection to the Communist Party, the ABB began to have Marxist influences.  It focused on higher wages for black workers as well as better working conditions.  He and his ABB comrades now clearly advocated a historic shift in the objectives of the black freedom struggle from assimilation into the bourgeois order to a socialist transformation.  His strong Marxist views angered another black leader of the Harlem Renaissance, Marcus Garvey.  Garvey accused Briggs of being a white man trying to smash government and destroy capital.  Briggs retaliated saying the ABB did not oppose government in principle it just opposed imperialist government.  The feud continued until Briggs was able to help the government nail Garvey for mail fraud.  By 1924 the Briggs and his ABB began to die out because the Communist Party began to change its policy.  It turned toward the American Negro Labor Congress and pulled some blacks in the party away from their community roots.  Although the ABB didn’t last for more than six or seven years it was important because it showed blacks interest in international politics, mainly communism.  Briggs can actually be credited for bringing communism into the black community for this very reason. 

Richard Nathaniel Wright

 

Born September 4, 1908 in Roxie, Mississippi to a sharecropper and a schoolteacher. 

1931 – Wright becomes acquainted with the communist party and their activities 

1933 – Joins the John Reed Club of leftist writers and authors of Chicago and begins submitting revolutionary poetry to Left Front.  He is then elected executive secretary for the Chicago John Reed Club.

 1934 – Wright joins the Communist party and continues to publish his poetry in different magazines in the area.  During that same year, he began to have cynicism towards the party because they disband the John Reed Clubs and stops publication of Left Front.

 1935 – 1938  Continued to write for other left wing publications such as Midland Left, Anvil, International Literature, Partisan Review, and New Masses. 

 1940 – Wright releases his most successful book, Native Son, which becomes a best seller.  Many people felt that the main character was a symbol for the entire black community.

 1941 – Wright marries, Ellen Poplar, a daughter of Polish Jewish immigrants, and she was also another Communist.

 1944 – Leaves the Communist party because of personal and political differences.

      

Briggs v. Garvey

While Briggs supported the black laborer and black artists during the Harlem Renaissance, Garvey’s plan was to send all of the blacks back to Africa. He developed the Black Star Line as an easy means for blacks to make their voyage back to the native homeland. Unlike Briggs who believed that blacks could get involved in the community, Garvey believed that the only way blacks could gain control would be by living in a land of their own.

The conflict between the two men grew as each man gained more power in the black community. Briggs’s ideas and actions infuriated Garvey, founder of the Universal Negro Improvement Association (UNIA). Garvey fixated on Briggs's light complexion, accused him of being a white man and excoriated Communists for allegedly wanting to smash government and destroy capital. Briggs replied that Garvey had confused capital with capitalism. The former was wealth, while the latter was control of that wealth by the few over the many. The ABB did not oppose government in principle; it simply opposed imperialist government. The Briggs-Garvey feud became increasingly bitter and personal, and reached a public climax when the former sued for defamation. Their magistrate had trouble understanding what was libelous about calling someone white, but nevertheless found for Briggs and instructed Garvey to publish an apology in his paper, The Negro World. Yet Garvey offered no effective response when Briggs reminded readers "that racial consciousness alone was not enough to win freedom in the modern world." There, power rests "partially on race," yet "centrally on corporate, class, national, and military forces". In a move that enhanced neither man's standing, Briggs became a marginal source for the government's effort to nail Garvey for mail fraud. Briggs needed no urging to accept money from the Communists, who recognized that the social distance between classes in the black community was far less than among whites. Soon the party's Daily Worker was likening oppression of African Americans to European imperialism. With the demise of the Black Star Line and his alliance with the KKK, Garvey began to lose popularity in the black community.

 

Present Day Communist Happenings in the News…

ASSASSINATION OF SOUTH AFRICAN LEADER  

U.S. Department of State Dispatch4/19/93, Vol. 4 Issue 16, p273, 1/6p

     Statement released by the Office of the Assistant Secretary/Spokesman, Washington, DC, April 10, 1993.

The assassination of [South African Communist Party Secretary General] Chris Hani is a deplorable and troubling event. This brutal murder will sadden all who are working for peace, democracy, and justice in South Africa. It underscores the urgent need to end violence in the country and to push ahead with the negotiations which will create a democratic South Africa.

Chris Hani actively supported these negotiations and only this week called for an end to violence so the negotiations could proceed in a climate of peace and stability.

 

                                  ALIVE AND KICKING

Harvard International Review  Spring93, Vol. 15 Issue 3, p46, 3p

Author(s):   Horwitz, Leora

                           Communism Remains a Potent Force in South Africa

 

The years from 1989 to 1991 will be forever remembered for the death of Communism: the years of Lech Walesa and BorisYeltsin, the Velvet Revolution and German unification. South Africans, however, will look back on this period as one of communist revival. Speeches by prominent black leaders promised nationalization and redistribution of income; 20,000 people

demonstrated in the streets to celebrate the legalization of the Communist Party in July, 1990; and 130,000 came to a rally supporting the Party in November 1990. As McDonald's was opening its first franchise in Moscow, Joe Slovo, Secretary-General of the South African Communist Party (SACP), was shouting to cheering masses, "We remain absolutely convinced that, despite some of the horrors of Stalinism, it is socialism and only socialism which can, in the end, assure every

individual and humanity as a whole of freedom in its true meaning."

This apparent time-warp persists even today. SACP membership quintupled in the first two years after the organization's legalization, and the trend shows little sign of slowing. Certainly, serious problems still plague the Party. Set adrift by the collapse of communism in Europe and faced with a growing split between moderate leaders willing to compromise in the short term and radical ones advocating the ongoing use of violence, the SACP is in danger of fading into political obscurity in the new South Africa. Nevertheless, the Party retains substantial backing from unionized workers and significant popularity in the townships.

Most importantly, the SACP wields considerable authority in other anti-apartheid organizations, particularly the African National Congress (ANC)--the preeminent anti-apartheid organization in the nation.

The ANC and the SACP have been closely linked for much of their existence. The ANC was founded in 1912, nine years before the SACP was established. At first, they differed considerably--one, a nationalist organization dedicated to promoting black political and economic rights; the other, an international organization committed to the goal of a socialist revolution in South Africa. The SACP was, however, the first, and for many years the only, national political party to admit blacks. As a result, the ANC and SACP have shared members since their earliest years. In 1927, for example, the ANC elected as its Secretary-General one of South Africa's first black communists, Eddie Khaile, who, a year later, was elected to the Central

Committee of the SACP. That year, Moscow also ordered the SACP to work toward establishing a black republic in South Africa, rather than concentrating on the immediate creation of a socialist state.

Their common goals established, the two groups then began to cooperate even more closely. In 1939, Moses Kotane was elected Secretary-General of the SACP, a position he would retain until 1978. Kotane, a widely respected and admired leader of both the ANC and the SACP, did much to foster trust and cooperation between the two groups. Connections between them,

however, continued to rely primarily on common membership and individual personal ties. A new and increasingly vocal ANC faction, the Youth League (which included such members as Nelson Mandela, Walter Sisulu and Oliver Tambo) had begun to agitate against communism, while the Party frequently criticized the ANC in public.

 

Source: U.S. News & World Report, 12/30/91 & 1/6/92, Vol. 111 Issue 27, Outlook 1992 p56, 1p, 2c

 Author(s):    Knight, R.; Jones, J.

 A YOUNGER GENERATION WILL SHAPE THE 'NEW SOUTH AFRICA'

Dateline: Johannesburg

                    Prediction 12  Three emerging black leaders  to watch in the 1990s

In the 22 months since he walked free after 27 years in prison, Nelson Mandela has come down to earth. Hailed as the man who held the key to ending black oppression in South Africa, he now is increasingly cast as a figurehead -- a ''fine but flawed man suffering from incurable jail lag,'' says one analyst. Nobody doubts that the 73-year-old Mandela will be South Africa's first black president once white rule ends. But other black leaders will shape the ''new South Africa.'' 

Three of the coming generation stand out: Cyril Ramaphosa, 39, the former general secretary of the National Union of Mineworkers and now the African National Congress's chief negotiator; 49-year-old Chris Hani, the newly elected general secretary of the South African Communist Party and onetime militant chief of staff of Umkhonto We Sizwe (Spear of the Nation), the ANC's armed wing; and Thabo Mbeki, 48, the head of the ANC's foreign-affairs department.

A lawyer described by one of his erstwhile management opponents as ''the most competent negotiator I have ever met,'' the articulate Ramaphosa has won praise from black miners and white businessmen alike for his intelligence and ability to compromise from a position of strength. But Ramaphosa's ability to span the racial divide will be tested when the hard political bargaining begins. Moreover, like much of the socialist-inclined ANC hierarchy, he has a poor grasp of the subtleties of

economics.

The outspoken, colorful Hani has signaled an uncompromising stance by demanding that an interim government be installed within six months. He was one of the first blacks to take up arms, in a detachment that fought in Southern Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) in 1967. Abba Omar, a member of the editorial committee of the ANC journal Mayibuye, describes Hani's chief assets as enthusiasm and energy. ''You can hear him for miles, yapping away with everyone he meets,'' he says.

Unenviable role. If Hani is roughhewn, the British-educated Mbeki is suave and urbane. As head of the international section of the ANC, Mbeki is the organization's most wined and dined member -- a role that suits his emollient manner. Since the ANC was legalized in February 1990, he has had the unenviable job of convincing whites that they have nothing to fear from an ANC government. A mischievous sense of humor adds to his popularity: Not long ago he described the white government as a wheelbarrow because ''it only moves when it is pushed.''

The months of tough constitutional negotiations ahead will put a premium on the ANC's ability to think clearly, compromise where necessary, stay united and sell its decisions to its rank and file. Much will depend on Nelson Mandela, who must sanction any deal. But the responsibility for hammering out the details of black-white rule now rests with a younger generation. 

 

 

Author(s):     N.A.

   Source:    Associated Press Online, 01/30/2001

 Papers Shed Light on Communism

WASHINGTON, Jan 30, 2001 (AP Online via COMTEX) -- Papers that had been stashed

in Siberia since America's Red Scare detail Communist Party efforts to recruit blacks in Harlem, steal State Department secrets and organize sharecroppers.

Threaded through the nearly half a million pages retrieved by the U.S government is information on Soviet financing of the Communist Party in America and an ambassador's letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt, sent to Moscow by a mole at State.

Experts on the history of the Communist Party's often-hidden activities in the United States say the records, copied in Russia by the Library of Congress, provide an unprecedented view of the radicals at work in the 1920s through 1940s.

"This is the most complete archive of American Communist Party materials scholars have ever had available," said Harvey Klehr, history professor at Emory University.

The collection includes letters by and about John Reed, the radical American journalist and early Soviet hero. Best known for his book "Ten Days that Shook the World," an eyewitness account

of the Russian revolution that was the subject of the movie 'Reds,"' Reed helped organize the Communist Party in the United States and is the only American known to be buried at the Kremlin.

In a 1920 letter to a friend, Reed's wife, Louise Bryant, spoke of her typhoid-stricken husband's death in Moscow and how she watched Soviets pass his grave.

"I have been there in the busy afternoon when all Russia hurries by," she wrote. "Once some of the soldiers came over to the grave. They took off their hats and spoke very reverently: 'What a good fellow he was!" said one. 'He came all the way across the world for us. He was one of ours."'

Most of the newly opened records were sent to the former Soviet Union by communist organizers in the United States. They were shipped there for safekeeping and to keep Moscow abreast of U.S. activities, said Klehr, author of several books on communists in America. He said scholarly works on the U.S. party over the past 50 years have been handicapped by piecemeal records, but the new collection fills in many blanks.

John Earl Haynes, a historian at the Library of Congress, first peeked at the records in 1993, following negotiations with Russian archivists. "I really did have to blow off the dust," Haynes said.

"These are records created in America by Americans, mostly about Americans. Now some people may think they were not particularly good Americans, but they're American records."

The records contain further evidence that communists had infiltrated the State Department in the 1930s. Included are letters from two U.S. ambassadors in Europe to Roosevelt and a senior State Department official. Thanks to a mole in the department, the confidential correspondence, concerning political and economic matters in Europe, ended up in the hands of Soviets. Other materials highlight communist attempts to organize sharecroppers in the South in 1934 and blacks, other minorities and even children in Harlem. Communist staff workers at a "farm school" organizing sharecroppers in St. Louis wrote to their superiors: "The students were given names and addresses in St.Louis to cover their identities."

From the party's perspective, blacks were the most oppressed section of the American population and therefore were prospective recruits. The party's Harlem organizer in 1934 reported on efforts to "develop a proletarian backbone in the broad movement for Negro liberation."

He said 20 children in Harlem were being brought into the cause and party officials were looking into getting them uniforms. Working with children "has possibilities of development into a mass movement," he wrote. Mark Rosenzweig, chief librarian of the New York-based Reference Center for Marxist Studies, which is affiliated with today's Communist Party in America, says the party's work with blacks is a source of pride. "Whatever documentation we can recover about this enriches the story of the party, which is often reduced to a kind of Cold War caricature," he said. But he said he's disturbed that the party was not appraised of the project to open "our records."

 

Author(s):        N.A.

   Source:   Xinhua News Agency, 01/25/2001

S. African President Makes First Cabinet Reshuffle

JOHANNESBURG (Jan. 25) XINHUA - South African President Thabo Mbeki has made

his first cabinet reshuffle after taking office in June, 1999, the South African Press Association reported.

Deputy Home Affairs Minister Lindiwe Sisulu was promoted Wednesday to the post of Intelligence Minister and Azanian People' s Organization (AZAPO) leader  Mosibudi Mangena was appointed as Deputy Education Minister.

Mangena, who was appointed in his personal capacity, will resign as AZAPO's sole

Member of Parliament (MP), paving the way for a senior party leader to replace him in the National Assembly.

In a bid to jack up the Home Affairs Ministry, which is widely regarded as one of the under-performing government departments, Mbeki has also appointed South African Communist Party chairman Charles Nqakula as deputy minister. Nqakula had served as Mbeki's parliamentary counselor, a role that will now be filled by African National Congress MP Sue van der Merwe.

Mbeki also announced that Inkatha Freedom Party MP Musa Zondi became Deputy Minister of Public Works.


 

Author(s):     N.A.

   Source:   AP Worldstream, 10/21/2000

South African communists march to protest against banks

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa, Oct 21, 2000 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) – In countrywide demonstrations organized by the South African Communist Party, thousands South Africans protested against banks, which they say aren't doing enough to eradicate poverty and transform South Africa.

The South African Communist Party said 40,000 people participated in 14 marches and five demonstrations country wide. "The people of South Africa have spoken, banks and the financial sector as a whole must be transformed," the party said in a statement. The party is demanding that government to be more interventionist by creating laws that better promote transformation. It also called for an immediate halt on the practice of "redlining," which is when banks' classify black residential areas and enterprises as high-risk or non-creditworthy.

"The SACP calls for an immediate end to racism and sexism and discrimination against the working class in general in the lending practices of banks," the party said. The party has given the government and banks have been told to give "considered and positive replies" by Dec. 16 - the Day of Reconciliation, a public holiday in South Africa. "Without satisfactory results, we will be calling on our people to step up popular mobilization directed at banks." The communist party has close ties with the ruling African National Congress. Unemployment among South African blacks exceeds 40 percent, while less than 7 percent of whites are jobless.

 

Did You Know…? 

The following influential black leaders were considered to have ties with the Communist Party.

·     Margaret Walker

·        Lance Jeffers

·        Claude McKay

·        John Oliver Killens

·        Julian Mayfield

·        Alice Childress

·        Shirley Graham

·        Lloyd Brown

Posted at 4:58 PM, Dec. 3, 2005

HUMANISM È ÑÂÎÉ ìàíèôåñò III ãóìàíèñòà ÓÑÒÐÅÌËÅÍÍÎÑÒÅÉ, ïðîäîëæàòåëü ê ìàíèôåñòó ãóìàíèñòà 1933 * Humanism áóäåò ïðîãðåññèâíûì ôèëîñîôèÿ æèçíè êîòîðûé, áåç supernaturalism, ïîäòâåðæäàåò íàøè ñïîñîáíîñòü è îòâåòñòâåííîñòü âåñòè ýòè÷íûå æèçíè ëè÷íîãî âûïîëíåíèÿ êîòîðûå aspire ê áîëüøîå õîðîøåìó ãóìàííîñòè. Lifestance ïîñëå òîãî êàê 4$åò-íàïðàâëåíî ïðè÷èíîé, ïîñëå òîãî êàê ÿ âîîäóøåâëÿíî ó÷àñòëèâîñòüþ, è ñîîáùåíî ìèìî îïûò-obodr4et íàñ æèòü äîáðî æèçíè è ïîëíî. Îíî ýâîëþöèîíèðîâàë ÷åðåç âðåìåíà è ïðîäîëæàåòñÿ ïðåâðàòèòüñÿ ÷åðåç óñèëèÿ çàáîòëèâûõ ëþäåé óçíàþò ÷òî çíà÷åíèÿ è ideals, òåì ìå ìåíåå òùàòåëüíî wrought, subject to èçìåíåíèå ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê íàøè çíàíèå è understandings âûäâèãàþòñÿ. Ýòèì äîêóìåíòîì áóäåò ÷àñòü ongoing óñèëèÿ îáíàðîäîâàòü â ÿñíîé è òåðìèíû ïîçèòâà ñõåìàòè÷åñêèå ãðàíèöû Humanism, íå ìû äîëæíû âåðèòü òîëüêî êîíñåíñóñ ìû âåðèì. Îí â ýòîì ÷óâñòâå ÷òî ìû ïîäòâåðæäàåì following: Çíàíèå ìèðà âûâåäåíî çàìå÷àíèåì, ýêñïåðèìåíòàöèåé, è ðàöèîíàëüíûì àíàëèçîì. Ãóìàíèñòû íàõîäÿò ÷òî íàóêîé áóäåò ñàìûé ëó÷øèé ìåòîä äëÿ îáóñëîâëèâàòü ýòî çíàíèå òàêæå,êàê äëÿ ðàçðåøàòü ïðîáëåìû è íà÷èíàòü ïîëåçíûå òåõíîëîãèè. Ìû òàêæå óçíàåì çíà÷åíèå íîâàÿà èíèöèàòèâà â ìûñëè, èñêóññòâîàõ, è âíóòðåííåì îïûò-kajdom subject to àíàëèç êðèòè÷åñêè ñâåäåíèåé. Ëþäè áóäóò íåîòúåìëåìàÿà ÷àñòü ïðèðîäû, ðåçóëüòàò unguided ïîñòåïåíîâñêîå èçìåíåíèå. Ãóìàíèñòû óçíàþò ïðèðîäó êàê ñîáñòâåíí-self-existing. Ìû ïðèçíàâàåì íàøó æèçíü êàê âñå è äîñòàòî÷íî, ðàçëè÷àþù âåùè ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê îíè îò âåùåé ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê ìû ìîãëè ïîæåëàòü èëè ïðåäñòàâèòü èõ äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû áûòü. Ìû ïðèâåòñòâóåì âîçìîæíîñòè áóäóùåãî, è íàðèñîâàíû ê è undaunted íî áûòü çíàííûì. Ýòè÷íûå çíà÷åíèÿ âûâåäåíû îò ÷åëîâå÷åñêèå ïîòðåáíîñòè è èíòåðåñà êàê èñïûòàíî îïûòîì. Ãóìàíèñòû ñìîëîëè çíà÷åíèÿ â ëþäñêîì áëàãîñîñòîÿíèè ñôîðìèðîâàííîì ëþäñêèìè îáñòîÿòåëüñòâàìè, èíòåðåñàìè, è çàáîòàìè è ðàñøèðåííîì ê ãëîâàëüíîé ýêîñèñòåìå è çà ïðåäåëàìè. Ìû ïîðó÷åíû ê îáðàáàòûâàòü êàæäóþ ïåðñîíó êàê èìåþù ñâîèñòâåííîå worth è ñàí, è ê äåëàòü ñîîáùåííûå âûáîðû â ñìûñëå consonant ñâîáîäû ñ îòâåòñòâåííîñòüþ. Âûïîëíåíèå æèçíè âûòåêàåò îò èíäèâèäóàëüíîãî ó÷àñòèÿ â îáñëóæèâàíèè ãóìàííûõ ideals. Ìû íàïðàâëÿåì äëÿ íàøåãî ïîëüíîñòüþ ïî âîçìîæíîñòè ðàçâèòèÿ è îäóøåâëÿåì íàøè æèçíè ñ ãëóáîêèì ÷óâñòâîì öåëè, íàõîäÿù èíòåðåñ è áëàãîãîâåíèå â óòåõàõ è êðàñîòêàõ ëþäñêîãî ñóùåñòâîâàíèÿ, ñâîè âîçìîæíîñòè è òðàãèçìû, è âûðàâíèâàåìñÿ â íåîòâðàòèìîñòè è finality ñìåðòè. Ãóìàíèñòû ïîëàãàþòñÿ íà íàñëåäèè áîãàòûà ëþäè ëþäñêîé êóëüòóðû è lifestance Humanism äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû îáåñïå÷èòü êîìôîðò in times of õî÷åò è ïîîùðåíèå in times of ìíîæåñòâî. Ëþäè ñîöèàëüíû ïðèðîäîé è íàõîäÿò ñìûñëü â îòíîøåíèÿõ. Ãóìàíèñòû äëèíîé äëÿ è ñòðåìÿòñÿ ê ìèðó âçàèìíûõ âíèìàòåëüíîñòè è çàáîòû, ñâîáîäíî æåñòîêîñòè è ñâîèõ ïîñëåäñòâèé, ãäå ðàçíèöû ðàçðåøåíû êîîïåðàòèâíî áåç ïðèáåãàòü ê ðàñïðàâå. Ñîåäèíÿòü èíäèâèäóàëüíîñòè ñ âçàèìîçàâèñèìîñòüþ îáîãàùàåò íàøè æèçíè, îáîäðÿåò íàñ îáîãàòèòü æèçíè äðóãèõ, è âîîäóøåâëÿåò óïîâàíèå äîñòèãàòü ìèðà, ïðàâîñóäèÿ, è âîçìîæíîñòè äëÿ âñåõ. Ðàáîòà ê îáùåñòâà âçàèìîïîìîùè óâåëè÷èâàåò èíäèâèäóàëüíîå ñ÷àñòüå. Ïðîãðåññèâíûå êóëüòóðû ðàáîòàëè äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû îñâîáîäèòü ãóìàííîñòü îò çâåðñòâà ïðîñòîãî âûæèâàíèÿ è óìåíüøèòü âûòåðïåòü, óëó÷øèòü îáùåñòâî, è íà÷àòü ãëîâàëüíóþ îáùèíó. Ìû èçûñêèâàåì óìåíüøèòü inequities îáñòîÿòåëüñòâà è ñïîñîáíîñòè, è ìû ïîääåðæèì ñïðàâåäëèâîå ðàñïðåäåëåíèå ðåñóðñîâ è ïëîäîîâîùåé ïðèðîäû ëþäñêîãî óñèëèÿ òàê, ÷òî òàê ìíîãî ïî ìåðå òîãî êàê ïî âîçìîæíîñòè ÷îíñåðâíàÿ áàíêà íàñëàæäàåòñÿ õîðîøåé æèçíüþ. Îòíîñÿòñÿ äëÿ õîðîøèé áûòü âñåõ, ïîðó÷àþòñÿ ãóìàíèñòû ê ðàçíîîáðàçíîñòè, è óâàæàþò òî èç îòëè÷àòü íî ãóìàííûå âçãëÿäîâ. Ìû ðàáîòàåì äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû uphold ðàâíàÿ íàñëàæäåíèå ãóìàíèòàðíûõ ïðàâ è ãðàæäàíñêèÿ ñâîáîäû â îòêðûòîì, ñâåòñêîì îáùåñòâå è ïîääåðæèâàòü åãî áóäóò civic îáÿçàííîñòüþ, êîòîð íóæíî ó÷àñòâîâàòü â äåìîêðàòè÷åñêîì ïðîöåññå è ïëàíåòàðíîé îáÿçàííîñòüþ äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû çàùèòèòü ãåðìåòè÷íîñòü, ðàçíîîáðàçíîñòü, è êðàñîòêó ïðèðîäû â îáåñïå÷åííîì, sustainable îáðàçå. Òàêèì îáðàçîì ïîñëå òîãî êàê ÿ âêëþ÷åíû â ïîäà÷å æèçíè, ìû aspire ê ýòîìó çðåíèþ ñ informed îñóæäåíèåì ÷òî ãóìàííîñòü èìååò ñïîñîáíîñòü ðàçâèòü ê ñâîè âûñîêèÿ èäåàëû. Îòâåòñòâåííîñòü äëÿ íàøèõ æèçíåé è âèäà ìèðà â ìû æèâåì ours è ours ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíî. * Ìàíèôåñò ãóìàíèñòà áóäåò òîâàðíûì çíàêîì àìåðèêàíñêîé àññîöèàöèè ãóìàíèñòà àìåðèêàíöà Assoqiaqii-© 2003 ãóìàíèñòà
 

*WHY I LOVE BEING A HUMANIST (*besides the fact that I am a signee)

Posted at 4:42 PM, Dec. 3, 2005

HUMANISM AND ITS ASPIRATIONS

Humanist Manifesto III, a successor to the Humanist Manifesto of 1933*

Humanism is a progressive philosophy of life that, without supernaturalism, affirms our ability and responsibility to lead ethical lives of personal fulfillment that aspire to the greater good of humanity.

The lifestance of Humanism—guided by reason, inspired by compassion, and informed by experience—encourages us to live life well and fully. It evolved through the ages and continues to develop through the efforts of thoughtful people who recognize that values and ideals, however carefully wrought, are subject to change as our knowledge and understandings advance.

This document is part of an ongoing effort to manifest in clear and positive terms the conceptual boundaries of Humanism, not what we must believe but a consensus of what we do believe. It is in this sense that we affirm the following:

Knowledge of the world is derived by observation, experimentation, and rational analysis. Humanists find that science is the best method for determining this knowledge as well as for solving problems and developing beneficial technologies. We also recognize the value of new departures in thought, the arts, and inner experience—each subject to analysis by critical intelligence.

Humans are an integral part of nature, the result of unguided evolutionary change. Humanists recognize nature as self-existing. We accept our life as all and enough, distinguishing things as they are from things as we might wish or imagine them to be. We welcome the challenges of the future, and are drawn to and undaunted by the yet to be known.

Ethical values are derived from human need and interest as tested by experience. Humanists ground values in human welfare shaped by human circumstances, interests, and concerns and extended to the global ecosystem and beyond. We are committed to treating each person as having inherent worth and dignity, and to making informed choices in a context of freedom consonant with responsibility.

Life’s fulfillment emerges from individual participation in the service of humane ideals. We aim for our fullest possible development and animate our lives with a deep sense of purpose, finding wonder and awe in the joys and beauties of human existence, its challenges and tragedies, and even in the inevitability and finality of death. Humanists rely on the rich heritage of human culture and the lifestance of Humanism to provide comfort in times of want and encouragement in times of plenty.

Humans are social by nature and find meaning in relationships. Humanists long for and strive toward a world of mutual care and concern, free of cruelty and its consequences, where differences are resolved cooperatively without resorting to violence. The joining of individuality with interdependence enriches our lives, encourages us to enrich the lives of others, and inspires hope of attaining peace, justice, and opportunity for all.

Working to benefit society maximizes individual happiness. Progressive cultures have worked to free humanity from the brutalities of mere survival and to reduce suffering, improve society, and develop global community. We seek to minimize the inequities of circumstance and ability, and we support a just distribution of nature’s resources and the fruits of human effort so that as many as possible can enjoy a good life.

Humanists are concerned for the well being of all, are committed to diversity, and respect those of differing yet humane views. We work to uphold the equal enjoyment of human rights and civil liberties in an open, secular society and maintain it is a civic duty to participate in the democratic process and a planetary duty to protect nature’s integrity, diversity, and beauty in a secure, sustainable manner.

Thus engaged in the flow of life, we aspire to this vision with the informed conviction that humanity has the ability to progress toward its highest ideals. The responsibility for our lives and the kind of world in which we live is ours and ours alone. 

* Humanist Manifesto is a trademark of the American Humanist Association—© 2003 American Humanist Association


 

A PHOTO OF MYSELF

Posted at 4:20 PM, Dec. 3, 2005

 

YOGA ARTICLE FOR MEN ONLY

Posted at 11:05 PM, Aug. 20, 2005

Yoga for Men

Yoga is becoming more popular among men, and for good reason: Besides getting rid of stress and increasing flexibility, it may lower the risk of heart disease, depression, and high blood pressure.


Ira Bloom calls himself a yoga "evangelist." By day, the 52-year-old Bloom is a practicing dentist. Two or three times a week, though, after leaving his office, you'll find Bloom at the Greater Baltimore Yoga Center. There, for an hour and a half, he practices a form of hatha yoga known as Iyengar.

Bloom came to yoga quite by accident about five years ago. An ad offering a free week of yoga classes spurred him on, and he's been hooked ever since. "It's a great way to improve your strength, become more flexible, and relieve stress," says Bloom. "It really calms the mind."

Though Bloom says that his ultimate goal is to practice yoga every day, he admits that a hectic schedule makes that difficult. But, he adds, even the two or three times a week he does make it to yoga class has a strong influence on his daily routine. "It just spills over into your everyday life," he says. "You learn to do your life like you do your yoga ... to be centered, to breathe more calmly, and to be focused. Little things don't bother you as much."

Calming the mind not only makes day-to-day living easier, says Robert Bulgarelli, DO, FACC, who practices integrative and preventive cardiovascular medicine at Cardiovascular Associates of Southeastern Pennsylvania, it also has far-reaching effects when it comes to protecting men (and women, too) from the physical damages of stress.

"Yoga, with its combination of meditation and breathing, helps get the mind and body in sync," says Bulgarelli. Men, he goes on to say, frequently downplay the stress that they're feeling, and as a result, tend to develop heart disease at an earlier age than women.


Dealing With Stress

"Women are more in tune with their emotions," Bulgarelli says, "and are better able to handle daily stressors. Men often ignore signs of stress and as a result, their heart rate goes up, their blood pressure rises, their platelets get stickier. ..."

Along with the physical changes brought by stress itself, says Bulgarelli, are the more subtle behavioral changes that accompany stress -- eating less healthfully, exercising less, and engaging in more high-risk behaviors such as drinking and smoking.

"To take 20 to 40 minutes out of your day to sit and be quiet, to gently stretch, and to breathe deeply," says Bulgarelli, "is a tremendous way to reduce stress." Studies have shown, he says, that the various forms of yoga can help reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate, improve respiratory function, and even change brain waves.

"Yoga has tremendous implications for everyone," says Bulgarelli, "but especially for men, by allowing them to decompress and de-stress."

Bulgarelli says that in addition to its potential to prevent and even manage heart disease, yoga is a good antidote to depression as well, which is epidemic among men in the United States.

"Yoga gives you the opportunity to strip yourself down, to quiet yourself, to just really 'be,'" says Bulgarelli, "and for any men, that may be the first time they've ever done that. The meditative aspect of yoga is the perfect avenue to help you figure out what's going on in your life."


Part of Fitness Program

As if the possible benefits of yoga in terms of stress, heart disease, and depression weren't enough, there are additional advantages of yoga, especially for men, says Julio Kuperman, MD, head of neurology at St. Agnes Medical Center in Philadelphia and associate professor of neurology at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine.

Kuperman is also a yoga instructor and director of yoga teacher training at the Baptist Power Yoga Institute in Bryn Mawr, Penn., and has been practicing yoga himself for the past 25 years, long before many men turned to the discipline.

"I believe the present popularity of yoga in America will continue to grow by leaps and bounds as the baby boomers continue to age," says Kuperman. "The male population in particular remains a mostly untapped potential constituency, for yoga has much to offer my gender-mates as we age."

Yoga has much to offer men of any age, too, Kuperman says. It is one of the few physical activities that has a "de-compacting" effect on the body. (Swimming and gymnastics are other examples). This is essential, says Kuperman, to counter the effects of gravity associated with activities such as running or jogging. Yoga also provides much-needed "symmetry relief" to such asymmetric endeavors as racquet sports and golf, which torque the spine in only one direction.

Yoga also supplies flexibility that can help in safely practicing power sports and weight training, says Kuperman. And yoga itself is flexible in the sense that there is a broad variety of yoga styles, ranging from the intense, aerobic, and almost acrobatic practice of Ashtanga ("Power Yoga") to the more meditative style of Kripalu Yoga and the "Hot Yoga" (done in an overheated room) championed by Bikram Choudry, which can become an integral part of any program of physical activity.

"My emphasis as a teacher," says Kuperman, "is to help people incorporate yoga into their existing routines."

Originally published Oct. 1, 2000.

Medically updated Jan. 13, 2003.

 

MUSIC PEEVES

Posted at 10:02 PM, Aug. 20, 2005

My favorite music albums of all time (top 10):

1. Pearl Jam "Ten"

2. Notorious B.I.G. "Ready to Die"

3. Sarah MacLachlan "Fumbling towards ecstasy"

4. Alanis Morissette "Jagged little pill"

5. Ani Difranco "Not a pretty girl"

6. Dr. Dre "The Chronic"

7. Portishead "Dummy"

8. Ice Cube "Death Certificate"

9. (tie) Live "Throwing copper" & Matchbox 20" Yourself or someone like you"

10. Every Public Enemy album EVER MADE!

 

Favorite (3) songs ever are:

1. "Black"  Pearl Jam

2. "In the air tonight" Phil Collins

3. "Nights in white satin" Moody Blues

 

Worst songs I have ever Heard? EASY!

1. "Breakfast at tiffany's" Deep blue something ("Yeah-deep blue SHIT!)  These have got to be the most annoying, irritating, unoriginal song lyrics of all time. I am very surprised it was actually written by a guy with a DICK!

2. (tie) "Boys" and "Toxic" by Brittany Spears. I don't get it - I just don't know why people go crazy over this trailer trash. She's not that pretty in real life (take away the makeup and tight dress). I have met here in real life. She farts too much and wishes (confessed it to me) she were black or latino,like christina or shakira. Or at least Madonna.

3. (another tie!) Every song by a) Easy-E  & b) Pro Athletes

With all do respect to N.W.A. who changed rap music, nobody should have let Easy-E rap on record. Daryl Strawberry and Mike Tyson put out better records than he did. But not worse than Kobe Bryant or Allan Iverson. And P.S. - Fuck You too, Ron Artese and ever other NBA player that thinks they can rap. Shaq's records were enjoyable, but the rest of you JUST suck. 

 

SEX IS SPIRITUALITY, PART 2

Posted at 9:59 PM, Aug. 20, 2005

Tantra Yoga: Experimental duplication

By Dinu Roman



 

The Life Chain

Life is ONE; all its forms are in a mutual relationship within the bosom of an extraordinarily complex and infinite WHOLE. Any kind of action from the part of any being, must automatically, through reflection, influence any other form on the same level of creation. We are but links of an infinite chain. We are made of the same substances as that of stars and galaxies. We have inside ourselves the same energies and powers as the ideal Gods have. They lie only dormant, ready at any time to be awakened and used.

 

The Universe -- Illusion or Reality?

Consequently, the TANTRIC practitioners engage themselves in a continuous process of self-discovery and of discovery of the Universe at the same time. They ask themselves: "Do we see and perceive the world the way it really is or only the illusory appearance? And in the last case, are we condemned to see forever only this illusory appearance, without ever attaining the Essential Reality?" If a person could perceive the fourth dimension through the special capabilities which lie dormant in every human being, his or her vision of a stone, for example, would be completely different from that of an ordinary person. More than that, a TANTRIC practitioner who attains the state of absorptive meditation (SAMYAMA) on the stone could see, feel and even hear the energetic vortexes of the apparently invisible electrons of the stone.

 

Seeing with the eyes closed

In this respect, TANTRA claims that we must detach ourselves from all external forms in order to fully perceive that which the veil of illusion (MAYA) hides, and only then can we discover the Ultimate Reality and realize the complete freedom from the painful chains of ignorance. Only by closing our eyes can we have an authentic vision. In the ultimate act of vision, the body, i.e. the totality of the energetic and physical structures of the human being, meditates exactly as the spirit does. The very old treatise TANTRA TATTVA says that only the man who sees everything as being within himself sees the Truth. The Unknown and the Mysterious surround us everywhere, inside and outside ourselves. Realizing this, the TANTRIC practitioner must resort to the perfect, practical knowledge of the subtle energies which are latent in every human being and which can be awakened through proper techniques. These energies are the vehicle for the Spirit, freeing it from the hallucinating shadows of ignorance. In this new state the human body becomes the modality of experimentation and of return to the primordial Androgynous unity -- the Lost Paradise.

 

Experimental duplication

TANTRA Science relies upon the practical realization of its teachings. Here we are not dealing with endless talking and argumentation but instead with engaging ourselves fully and thoroughly in an exceptional practice which can lead the practitioner to Freedom, Pure Existence, Super-Consciousness, Beatitude and super-normal powers (SIDDHIS).

 

The SAHITYA TANTRA advises,

 

"Start the practice under the surveillance of a TANTRIC initiate. If, after a certain time, you do not obtain any positive results, then you are free to quit."

 

In the same way that benefits can be obtained only by using a remedy, the truth of the TANTRIC Science can really be proved only through successful practice. However, it is necessary to stress here that the TANTRIC practitioner develops and perfects his SIDDHIS only for the purpose of raising himself at the level of the Supreme Being and from there to fuse eternally with the Absolute. The SIDDHIS have no value per se; they are only a modality. But all these powers cannot be obtained by only talking about TANTRA, for tireless practice and direct experimentation only can lead to such unusual achievements. About this, there is no doubt.

 

Courtesy to NATHA (Nordic centre of Spiritual Development) in Denmark

For more articles by Dinu Roman, please visit http://www.natha.dk

 

 

SEX IS SPIRITUALITY,PART 1

Posted at 9:51 PM, Aug. 20, 2005

 

Tantra Yoga: Why sexuality?

By Dinu Roman



 

Why sexuality?

In the act of lovemaking the couple embodies the dyadic wholeness of the Supreme. TANTRIC sexual union resonates with the very foundational energies of the Universe: it captures, magnifies and re-directs the essential Cosmic Power of Life. It is therefore not by chance that sexual intercourse brings the most intense emotional experience that the human being can have while in the flesh. Therefore TANTRA uses it predominantly to create that overwhelming unifying energy. The erotic impulse stirs up the KUNDALINI energy so that it can rise, through the subtle duct of power along the spine, to the highest center of power above the head. This process renders the adept immortal:

 

"Loss of semen is loss of power. Exposure to sexual stimulation arouses this power; controlled the power is like steam in a boiler, no longer random."

 

"The YOGIN who can protect his BINDU (semen), overcomes death; because death comes by discharging BINDU, and life is prolonged by its preservation." 

HATHA YOGA PRADIPIKA, III, 87

 

"BINDU is under the control of the mind, and life is dependent on BINDU. Hence, Mind and BINDU should be protected by any means." 

HATHA YOGA PRADIPIKA, III, 89

 

In this vision, intercourse becomes a genuine cosmic process at the level of the unified microcosms of the couple, who tries to reproduce the cosmic union of SHIVA and SHAKTI, i.e. of Consciousness and Energy.

 

"In YAMALA or VIRA-YOGINI tradition [Tantric schools], there is physical union (SAMGHATTA) between VIRA (the male) and YOGINI (the female). The purpose is only to stimulate NITYA-ANANDA (the eternal beatitude) by means of the contact of the sex organs. This contact gives intense delight [for the body and spirit]. 

A text by ABHINAVAGUPTA

 

In this sacred act a savant analogy intervenes where physical postures (ASANAS), gestures (MUDRAS), colors, sounds (MANTRAS), musical rhythms and perfumes blend to create a paradisiacal environment. Thus, intercourse serves a purpose much superior to that of sensuality. This precise analogical correspondence leads to a profound intermixing between the level of the chaotic multiplicity in which we live and the Unique Macrocosmic Reality. Through frantic super-sensual fusion of the subtle complementary principles, man and woman realize the alchemical sublimation of the sexual energy. This phenomenon, which leads to a gradual liberation from the painful limitations of Space and Time that restrain terrestrial life, propels man and woman towards the cosmic ecstasy (SAMADHI).

 

A double purpose

As stated before, ejaculation, identified with the sudden loss of this propelling spiritual power, is completely contrary to the attainment of beatific bliss. The violent explosion of ejaculation and of correspondent female orgasmic discharge acts at inner levels as a harmful release of vital subtle fluids and represents a serious loss of power, making it impossible to use the purified sexual energy (OJAS). Therefore the spiritual ascension is immediately stopped. This is why all TANTRIC treatises put forth the necessity for man and woman to control and even completely eliminate ejaculation. Here, the purpose is double: to retain seminal fluid (conserve energy and achieve higher states of sexual pleasure, enabling the man to fully satisfy his woman and himself) and to transmute its energy (acquire magical power and achieve expanded levels of consciousness). The effect is cumulative.

 

Breath, thought and semen

For this purpose, at peak moments, the couple's attention must be focused to simultaneously control the breathing (by making it calm and relaxed), the mind (by focusing it upon a unique object) and the semen (through rhythmically contracting and relaxing the pelvic floor muscles). This procedure acts simultaneously upon the three basic levels of the human being -- the physical, the emotional and the mental -- creating a perfect harmony between them. Thus, sexual intercourse becomes a genuine love meditation.

 

"Stay with the fire of the beginning"

The most recent conclusions of modern sexology agree with traditional TANTRIC teachings. Sexual therapists are starting to encourage couples to focus more on the process of lovemaking rather than on the end result, i.e. ejaculation. A TANTRIC treatise says:

 

"Stay with the (erotic) fire of the beginning and avoid the poison of the end."

 

The satisfaction found in this way is incomparably greater than having an ejaculatory orgasm. The most revolutionary conclusion of the sexual researchers is that man doesn't need to ejaculate at all when making love to a woman. The fundamental error couples make, due to ignorance and bad habit, is to believe that ejaculation and orgasm is one and the same thing and that ejaculating is the peak pleasure for a man and woman. There is nothing more false.

 

Courtesy to NATHA (Nordic centre of Spiritual Development) in Denmark

 

 

TANTRIC VEGETARIANISM

Posted at 9:28 PM, Aug. 20, 2005

Tantric vegetarianism

For a tantric yogi it is not enough to be merely a vegetarian. Even a vegetarian diet can be unhealthy, disturbing to the mind or detrimental to spiritual life. A practitioner of tantra strives to cultivate pure habits and lifestyle, so that his or her body and mind are attuned to the Divine and transparent enough for the Lord to shine through.

Tantra views the whole universe as a playground of three gunas (attributes)—Sattva (harmony), Rajah (agitation) and Tamah (inertia). One of these principles is always dominant in any object. Consequently, tantra classifies foods according to their inherent manifest quality as determined by the predominance of one of those attributes. The dominant quality of the food we eat affects us, becomes part of us. We are what we eat…

This tantric food classification emerged in a straightforward way: yogis with substantial experience in meditation can feel the intrinsic nature of any event or a substance including food. (With years of meditation practice, everyone develops such an ability.) Yogis worked on food classification over thousands of years, consulting with each other, experimenting with various food substances and recording their findings. Some of their findings are obvious while others are surprising. Yet their ideas are as true today as ever and have been verified by my own personal experience.

Tantra divides foods into three main groups according to the dominant guna (attribute):

1. Sattvik (sentient) foods are defined as foods that are beneficial for mental and physical well-being. These include all grains, legumes, fruits, roots and vegetables except onions, garlic and mushrooms; all milk products; all varieties of spices except very hot spices. Apple cider vinegar is the only vinegar that is customarily attributed to this category; all other vinegars belong to rajasik category. Deer meat is the only flesh that is considered beneficial to the body but is not eaten by yogis for reason of nonviolence. (A few obscure items are also excluded from this category but they are unlikely to be encountered in Western food stores.)

2. Rajasik (mutative) foods are defined as foods that are beneficial to the body but are neutral to the mind, or vice versa. Generally, any food or drink containing caffeine or other stimulants, most prescription drugs (such as aspirin) and very hot spices belong to this category. Flesh of most fish and birds that do not eat other fish or birds are also considered rajasik. Well-cooked or fried onions are considered by some yogis to be in this category but there seems to be no consensus on this issue. (In the footsteps of my Master, I consider onion tamasik in any form.)

3. Tamasik (static) foods are defined as foods that are harmful to the body or the mind. Stale, moldy or rotten foods; eggs; the flesh of the large animals such as beef, pork, lamb; onions, garlic and mushrooms; toxic prescription drugs; all types of intoxicants (including alcohol and tobacco products) and illicit drugs (narcotics) belong to this category. Food cooked by an evil person or sold with the sole intention of profit is also considered tamasik. Finally, overeating even the most wholesome food will have tamasik effect on the mind and body.

How does this classification apply to a tantric practitioner? Those who are on the spiritual path are trying to develop more sattvik (harmonious) qualities of the mind that help a yogi remain aware, focused, calm and flexible. Eating foods that are only of a sattvik quality (the first group) can significantly help with developing such sentient, spiritual nature within yourself. When people come to me complaining that their meditation does not work or is disturbed, that they cannot concentrate or think well, or that their emotions seem to be unruly, I always ask them about the nature of their diet. In most cases, even if they are vegetarians, they consume onion, garlic and mushroom, drink coffee or overeat—all of which are detrimental for peace of mind and, thus, successful meditation practice. In our tradition, being a sattvik vegetarian is mandatory for most advanced lessons of meditation and for most advanced asanas.

By now the reader might ask: "Why are onion, garlic and mushrooms bad?" As a matter of fact, onion and garlic are good for the body. They are bad for the mind. All three irritate and heat lower chakras (psychospiritual centers) and, thus, tend to make a person more irritable, distracted and sexually indiscriminant. Onions can be safely replaced with asafetida (hing)—a condiment derived from a certain tree resin used in Indian and Iranian cooking. When added to food, it tastes like onion but without the ill effects. In fact, Asafetida has calming and grounding qualities. It is readily available in the spice section of health food stores. Garlic is a good medicine: its antibacterial and blood purifying qualities have been known for centuries. Ginger has similar qualities without the negative mental effects (and bad smell) of garlic. In moderation, ginger is also balancing for all doshas (bodily humors) while the same is not true for garlic. Mushrooms generally grow on dead matter and are toxic in varying degrees to both body and mind.

Leaving onion, garlic and mushroom out of your diet is likely to help your spiritual path. Many people cannot meditate properly if their diet includes even a trace of onion, garlic and mushrooms. Onion, garlic and mushrooms are addictive substances and you will have withdrawal symptoms such as cravings when you quit eating them. So much for this terrible threesome.

While taking a meal, a tantrik should pay particular attention to the inner and outer environment and to the source of the food. Eating in a hurry or when emotionally disturbed or angry may turn even the best sattvik food into rajasik or, in an extreme case, tamasik substance and should be avoided as much as possible. Eating in restaurants where the motive is profit rather than love of food and people may also have a tamasik effect. In addition, if an immoral or angry person offers you a meal, remember that his or her energy will be transmitted to you through food.

I remember a story that illustrates this phenomenon: A rajah (king) accepted an offering of high quality wheat flour from a merchant. A local saintly yogi who was also the rajah’s friend participated in the meal that included rotis (bread) made of that flour. After the meal, as was the custom of the rajah, he offered the yogi to take a rest on king’s bed. Yogi did so. When he woke up, he noticed a beautiful necklace on the queen’s night table. The yogi put it in his pocket and, after farewells, left for his forest hut. There he buried the necklace in the ground and sat for meditation. In meditation he thought: "Uh-oh! I have never stolen anything in my life! Why would I take a necklace? I will not wear it and have no place to sell it. Besides, the king supports me well, so I have no use for the money." So he dug out the accursed necklace and went back to the palace. By that time, the queen was looking for her piece of jewelry. The yogi asked the court to gather and requested that the merchant also be called. He confronted the merchant about the origin of the flour. It turned out to have been stolen. Then the yogi apologized and returned the necklace to the queen. Since the yogi was known to the rajah for a long time, no one questioned his integrity…

What is the moral of this story? Know the source of any food substance you eat. Who handled it? Was it purchased with honestly earned money? Was it offered with an open heart? A tantrik practitioner needs to keep careful watch on the nature of all energies that enter his or her inner and outer environment.

And these energies are by no means limited to foodstuff. We absorb the energy of our own thoughts and that of others. We are influenced by the environment of our home, friends, work and our country. Sattvik food, however, is one of the most important ways we can cultivate the sentient energy necessary for spiritual practice (and a happy, fulfilling life).

Anatole

 


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